I guess it feels very Simpsons for this joke to still be accurate by a 4 day margin https://t.co/Z7d0HLhw1U pic.twitter.com/FlbHGriq7O
— NICKtendo (@itsnicktendo) September 29, 2025
If you get lapped, you retire from the race https://t.co/wMjlhcuux1
— midst (@dutch33fury) September 27, 2025
Gutted they didn't replace Dani Dyer with Danny Dyer. "It's called a paso doble you mug!" #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing pic.twitter.com/XxcLvEsrQa
— Neel Bhatt (@_Neelsreeldeel) September 27, 2025
i grew up thinking these were crazy expensive https://t.co/3D8jDr8kGc pic.twitter.com/APFYyRzxtz
— jay ✰ (@jayythewave) September 28, 2025
actually such an insane flop for you to buy an entire website and try to rebrand it just for everyone to still call it “twitter”
— maia (@mxmtoon) September 28, 2025
I forget that many of the people who created computers and the internet are still alive. You could literally go talk to them. It wasn’t that long ago. And yet computers and the internet have existed my entire life. https://t.co/1RL5W2Yh6D
— Mikita 🇺🇸🫡 (@mikitaposts) September 29, 2025
I was today years old when I found out that if you hold down the 0 button/key you get the ° degree sign!
— mariana Z (@mariana057) October 1, 2025
Programmers were asked to make the worst volume control for a contestpic.twitter.com/DcwMiDAGm2
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 30, 2025
14 out of 15 Singapore GPs have seen a full safety car period, putting Bernd Maylander third on the list of most laps led at the Singapore GP 😅
— The Race (@wearetherace) October 1, 2025
💻 @f1statsguru pic.twitter.com/ACefF6uMiz
ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.
— Em Dash (@hillbilly_emily) September 30, 2025
We're back Friday night at 9pm on @BBCOne & @BBCiPlayer! pic.twitter.com/L1GkdzUAlB
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) September 29, 2025

Anyone who gets sick in Kiribati receives medical care, regardless of citizenship. Whatever political point you are trying to make please do it without besmirching our humble country. https://t.co/mW056VXzzI
— Republic of Kiribati (@KiribatiGov) October 3, 2025
I have, on occasions, treated myself two a five-star hotel when staying overnight somewhere. When staying there, I have never once had a breakfast that is better than the breakfast you get at Premier Inn.
— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) October 3, 2025
I appeared on University Challenge years ago. I didn't actually attend the university in question. I used to take short cuts through the campus and saw the notice for the try outs. Went along for a laugh and made the team. No one ever checked if I was actually a student there.
— Fesshole🧻 (@fesshole) October 9, 2025
Meanwhile, if you see a clip of me saying the ID card contract has gone to Tony Blair’s son: it hasn’t. That was something I was given to ask about last night, but turns out to be incorrect. Which is bad news for the fact checkers but good news for social mobility.
— Victoria Coren Mitchell (@VictoriaCoren) October 4, 2025
Alonso keeping our Radio Radar segment fed #F1 #SingaporeGP pic.twitter.com/P8tQzsLv1Z
— The Fast And The Curious (@fastcuriouspod) October 5, 2025
I can’t drive, so I thought I’d get @F1 drivers to teach me ! 🏎️ pic.twitter.com/0eAwBmk3TQ
— Amelia Dimoldenberg (@ameliadimz) October 8, 2025
Printing presses kept their letters in cases.
— Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) October 10, 2025
Capital letters went in the upper case.
Smaller letters went in the lower case.
This is why we say ‘UPPER CASE’ and ‘lower case.’
Ok, but what did we call them before the invention of the printing press?
MAJUSCULE and minuscule.
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