6yo: What’s the biggest number?
— Erik Berlin (@sferik) October 21, 2025
Me: There are an infinite number of numbers so there’s no biggest one.
6yo: What’s the biggest number you know the name of?
Me: A googolplex.
6yo: Which is bigger, a googolplex or a googoobazillion?
Me: There’s not a number named a…
“X (formerly Twitter)”
— Gail🦩 (@nonsothegirlx) October 24, 2025
You mean Twitter (currently X)?
i’m no detective but surely this is the prime suspect https://t.co/5NCHSPSosl pic.twitter.com/ipg7Mig3iQ
— andy🍂 (@heyitsandy_) October 20, 2025
This time next week, British people won’t believe how dark it is.
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) October 19, 2025
Hard to believe this was 10 years ago. pic.twitter.com/Y9oE6sRmHW
— IGN Deals (@IGNDeals) October 21, 2025
“you like to watch cars drive around in circles?” no. i like to stare at the timesheet and shiver in fear for 2 hours.
— ash (@2H4NDS) October 19, 2025
The fact that people are allowed to store their cars in the street is really weird – after all, a car is an individual's own private property and their responsibility. I can't think of a single other item you can store in public in this way.
— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) October 21, 2025
Adults having breakfast at a friend's apartment before heading off to work is the biggest lie television ever told me.
— Zik ✯ (@_Gottalovezik) October 20, 2025
LOL There's your answer!! Claudia & Dave got caught out on kisscam so she has to leave…and Tess goes too 🤣🤣🤣🤣
— Maz Raymond (@Maz27890R) October 23, 2025
“I know you’re busy, but…”
— The Fast And The Curious (@fastcuriouspod) October 19, 2025
Is how all radio messages should start bc yes they are pretty busy#F1 #USGP
whoever came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one
— Sophia (@its_Sophia_24) October 23, 2025
Still need to update our #TheTraitors display…🗡 #IYKYK pic.twitter.com/7aGBWOuYSW
— Orkney Library (@OrkneyLibrary) October 25, 2025
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