My first year in America I didn’t turn up to work on Boxing Day, coworker pinged me saying he thought I was in office that day, I asked why would I be in office it’s Boxing Day? He said “you took a day off work to watch boxing?” https://t.co/JaYAc5aU76
— Kieran Doyle (@KierDoyle) December 25, 2025
“Think not of the books you’ve bought as a ‘to be read’ pile. Instead, think of your bookcase as a wine cellar. You collect books to be read at the right time, the right place, and the right mood.”
— Alex & Books 📚 (@AlexAndBooks_) December 30, 2025
-Luc van Donkersgoed
When an ice-cream van slowly goes past ringing it's bell I sometimes remark "They'll never get to the hospital going at that speed."
— Malcolm Bacchus (@BaccmaConsult) December 19, 2024
That REALLY puzzles sone people.
this has made me emotional love claudia and dave arch ❤️ #strictly pic.twitter.com/hodTJi9DgI
— Louise (@xlouclifton96x) December 25, 2025
As an air traffic controller, what should I do in this situation? pic.twitter.com/4Vha43n1SH
— Turbine Traveller (@Turbinetraveler) December 24, 2025
It’s true, London is so dangerous right now
— Anita Singh (@anitathetweeter) December 19, 2025
On Charing Cross Road Tonight innocent members of the public were being invited to do the Macarena pic.twitter.com/ufasUAd7lL
Chris McCausland choosing @JasonManford as his specialist subject, and the production hiding that from Jason (who is also a guest) is the pinnacle of #TheWheel. @boydhilton is quite right that it’s the best game show on telly
— Scott Matthewman (@scottm) December 20, 2025
Home Alone pic.twitter.com/PEDyBKWIfC
— Saturday Night Live – SNL (@nbcsnl) December 21, 2025
Have just been informed there's a cheesecake in the fridge that was 'bought in error' and needs to be eaten in order to make room for other Christmas stuff before tomorrow. Not all heroes wear capes.
— Fatbaldbloke (@Fatbaldbloke1) December 22, 2025
This is one of the most monumental fuck ups in American history. pic.twitter.com/GR2qWeSVDT
— ADAM (@AdameMedia) December 24, 2025
Anyone can read the redactions of the Epstein Files by just copying and pasting them into a word doc. The people at Trump's Justice Department are so stupid they used Adobe Acrobat to black out the documents. pic.twitter.com/ZD5GNipEFh
— Jake Broe (@RealJakeBroe) December 23, 2025
boyfriend is back in his small hometown for the holidays. called to say his dad is going to the ER, but it’s okay because my boyfriend knows the attending—in high school, he had a crush on the doctor’s daughter. I’ve seen enough Hallmark movies. I’m getting on a plane.
— Sara Schonfeld (@SaraSchon) December 23, 2025
— Julia Proofreader (@ProofreadJulia) December 24, 2025
The top five at the end of Lap 1 Round 1 in Australia was the final championship standings
— Tom Bellingham (@TomP1Bellingham) December 27, 2025
2025 really was the year where it was all over on Lap 1 😅 pic.twitter.com/K6W4li88E5
So, a lot of people ask me why I buy so many books. The truth is, I have a genetic disorder where my body doesn’t produce enough books of its own, so I have to supplement.
— Louise Jensen Duffy (writing as Ernest Jensen) (@LouiseWeebe) December 27, 2025
Just pour the scalding coffee into my cupped hands, please pic.twitter.com/iUBo0Rn6UF
— Gerry McBride (@GerryMcBride) December 27, 2025
Over a decade ago, @FiveThirtyEight published a clever methodology for estimating someone's age based on their first name.
— Randy Olson (@randal_olson) December 23, 2025
I turned it into an interactive tool, the Name Age Calculator. Type in "Jennifer" and discover when that name peaked in 140+ years of Social Security data… pic.twitter.com/vjm9y4M71t
My wife, who wouldn't let anyone touch the food in the cupboards because 'they're for Christmas' to now literally forcefeeding it down everyone's throat because 'it's going out of date and we can't waste it'!
— Dave † 🇬🇧🏴🇺🇸🇮🇪🎸🎶 (@daveguitarjones) December 28, 2025
'Quality Street sandwich?
Ferrero Rocher on toast?
Lindt pate?
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) December 27, 2025
The death of Brigitte Bardot necessitated the update of this marvelous chart. Only three people mentioned in Billy Joel's banger "We Didn't Start The Fire" are still alive. Source: https://t.co/RQytWpRj03 pic.twitter.com/mBtFG5Ra8O
— Simon Kuestenmacher (@simongerman600) December 28, 2025
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) December 29, 2025
The Truman Show (1998) arrived just before reality TV went mainstream. It was released a year before Big Brother debuted, and years before constant surveillance became normal. That timing is why its satire feels prophetic instead of obvious.
— cinesthetic. (@TheCinesthetic) December 29, 2025
pic.twitter.com/pXtukJZf9F https://t.co/hJUJk1OnL6
'Goodbye' is an alteration of "God be with you" and its first known use was in 1575.
— Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) December 30, 2025
God be with you, 2025 🫡 pic.twitter.com/AwcEZ3OXC8
Agent: “I’ve got you a great gig, mate. A leading role AND the best line in the musical number.” pic.twitter.com/ZPfDFdmeNt
— Moog (@a_toots) January 1, 2026
This clip truly epitomizes the age of Instagram stupidity, where the urge to record stuff is now powerful enough to override instincts programmed into humans since the dawn of time.
— Hans Mahncke (@HansMahncke) January 2, 2026
pic.twitter.com/Li5j6PRVUE
Stop what you’re doing right now and watch this
— Andy Heaton (@Andrew_Heaton) December 31, 2025
Home Alone x Die Hard
Genius
pic.twitter.com/vzGPLa6N2F
— Real Post Folder (@RealPostFolder) December 30, 2025
I’m sincerely crying this is the sweetest, most gentle thing I’ve ever seen oh my godddddddddd ☹️☹️☹️☹️🖤🖤🖤‼️
— ⋆˚࿔ 𝓐lexis 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ (@invessible) December 30, 2025
Oh to sit w/Grover & get my hand squeezed three times. I’d be fixed for life https://t.co/gVZtHIwwhr
A great sketch can nail a concept so well, it becomes the final word. Since 1998, nobody has had to say or write another word about boorish, drunken British people in Indian restaurants, because Goodness Gracious Me's "Going For an English" was a literally unimprovable statement. pic.twitter.com/Afq7XAhty8
— Tomos Doran 🏴 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🇮🇱 🇵🇸 (@portraitinflesh) December 12, 2025
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