Me when I get a Teams message that just says “Hi, how are you?”
— Matt Seabridge (@ilikeyoumatt) January 3, 2026
#TheTraitors pic.twitter.com/lPwSyDFQBz
Me trying to remember how to do my job on Monday morning #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
— Matt Seabridge (@ilikeyoumatt) January 3, 2026
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One of the best policies I implemented at my firm was that, if you took PTO, your Active Directory account was locked until you got back. You literally COULDN'T "check in periodically". You were forced to disconnect and recharge. Productivity MEASURABLY increased after we… https://t.co/2j4ugqwUuX
— BonkDaCarnivore (@BonkDaCarnivore) December 30, 2025
Whoever came up with this subheading? Sensational work. pic.twitter.com/BGGluiYQrR
— Steph (@StephanieYeboah) January 3, 2026
One of the greatest things in soap history I’ve ever seen #Corriedale pic.twitter.com/yxKqjjYTPM
— Janek Puzon (@Janek80) January 5, 2026
Aliens are going to be super confused when they show up to overthrow our leaders and we're all happy and offer to help.
— Gramps (@GrandpaHarris65) January 10, 2026
Hawaii is located on the Pacific Tectonic plate. It is geographical not American https://t.co/cFgbOTLat8
— Cyrus Janssen (@thecyrusjanssen) January 6, 2026
Denmark should withdraw ozempic from the States.
— Ash (@AshPolitik) January 6, 2026
Make America Fat Again
Mildly surprised we haven’t woken up to find The US in control of the Isle of Wight.
— Omid Djalili (@omid9) January 7, 2026
Instead of the US taking over Greenland, it should be reversed, with Greenland annexing America…
— Daniel Korski (@DanielKorski) January 7, 2026
🇬🇱 Avg work week: ~37 hrs
🇺🇸 Avg work week: ~42 hrs
🇬🇱 Paid sick leave: guaranteed
🇺🇸 Paid sick leave: 0 days federally
🇬🇱 Paid parental leave: ~52 weeks
🇺🇸 Paid parental leave: 0… pic.twitter.com/ap5F9JQbSP
Given that most people jobs in Traitors are Account Manager or Secret Barrister or Cybersecurity Tech, I feel weirdly comforted that Reece is a Sweet Shop Assistant. It makes me feel that somewhere there still exists a universe based on The Beano.
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) January 7, 2026
For Christmas entertaining, I froze ice cubes with small berries in them. In a few, I concealed Mentos mints. It was excellent watching people's reactions when the ice melted enough for their Cokes to suddenly erupt for no apparent reason
— Fesshole🧻 (@fesshole) January 8, 2026
Are Rachel & Stephen really tall or is Fiona just really far away? #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK pic.twitter.com/ZtjmghCDxD
— Pop Culture Musings (@PopCReview) January 7, 2026
Denmark is ready ! pic.twitter.com/irSX4T4t2u
— Emma Harriet Nicholson (@Baroness_Nichol) January 9, 2026
This Christmas I've cooked, cleaned and run around after our entire extended family. My other half has done fuck all, except sit and complete a very tricky 1000 piece jigsaw. Unfortunately when they get to the end, they'll find it's now a 999 piece jigsaw. I ate a piece in spite
— Fesshole🧻 (@fesshole) January 9, 2026
Maybe I’m too much of a European, but I honestly can’t understand how so many Americans find it perfectly natural to be shot in the head on the spot for the slightest act of disobedience toward any sort of law enforcement. You might wanna revisit that "land of the free" thing.
— Daractenus (@Daractenus) January 9, 2026
Sorry but this story about Fiona and the burner phone is absolutely hilarious #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK pic.twitter.com/bdfbZrs6DP
— Merry Kris-mas (@kirv96) January 9, 2026
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