According to my skin, hair & lips and hands, I am doing Dry January.
— Tashy McTashface (@TashP351) January 10, 2026
Takeaways need to have a clear Poppadom policy, do they come included, do I need to order them extra, or will I end up with thousands.
— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) January 13, 2026
"Mum I've got a job in #TheTraitors!"
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) January 15, 2026
"Wow I'll look out for it!"
The job: pic.twitter.com/nJdL3ZbdGF
HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/RiCCT923Nx
— Glenn Tunes (@glenn_tunes) January 11, 2026
Oh this made me LAUGH laugh pic.twitter.com/W7p74mAssi
— Hazel Appleyard (@HazelAppleyard) January 10, 2026
Someone get a map into the Oval Office https://t.co/hWYrcdd8EZ pic.twitter.com/93Efph6pVD
— Greg Bagwell (@gregbagwell) January 10, 2026
I just heard someone refer to children as "sexually transmitted dependents," so excuse me while I laugh for the next six hours. 😂😂😂
— Daisy the Awkward Badass (@Chicago_Daisy) January 10, 2026
— Paul Schleifer (@PaulSchleifer) January 10, 2026
— ADHD Memes (@ADHDForReal) January 11, 2026
— Brad (@BraddrofliT) January 11, 2026
Men are afraid women will laugh at them.
— scha·den·freu·de (@BlisterPearl) January 10, 2026
Women are afraid men will kill them.
Margaret Atwood pic.twitter.com/n9BndrVujD
— Political Punk (@actingliketommy) January 14, 2026
Only two people have ever accepted a second-hand Nobel Prize as a gift.
— Jamie Bonkiewicz (@JamieBonkiewicz) January 16, 2026
One of them was Joseph Goebbels.
I just saw someone refer to
— 😊 (@PontistGirl) January 12, 2026
mansplaining as 'correctile
dysfunction' so please excuse me while I laugh hysterically for 6 hours.
Indiana Jones would never lose his keys. I just did. Again.
— Harrison Ford (@HarrisonFordLA) January 13, 2026
My Taskmaster unpopular opinion x pic.twitter.com/oqMn2OCO49
— Alex Horne (@AlexHorne) January 13, 2026
Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call them substitooths.
— єℓαιηє (@elainesim28) January 13, 2026
— Fight With Memes (@FightWithMemes) January 12, 2026
Labour source: "Very charitable that Farage has decided to reassemble Boris Johnson's Cabinet. The public loved them."
— Alexandra Rogers (@alexrogerssky) January 15, 2026
Mark Ruffalo, "This pin is for Renee Nicole Good who was murdered"
— Farrukh (@implausibleblog) January 12, 2026
"We have a vice president JD Vance lying about what's happening"
"We have a war with Venezuela which we illegally invaded"
"President Trump says international law doesn't matter to him"
"He says only his own… pic.twitter.com/F9OZCATwA0
ICE going door to door? That’s why Anne was hiding in that attic, just fyi.
— ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ (@LePapillonBlu2) January 10, 2026
Stephen doing the most British thing ever by apologising for being scared and asking if the dead person is ok #TheTraitors pic.twitter.com/HK6USKvmK0
— Alex (@alexr_241) January 15, 2026
“We need Greenland for national security”
— Luke Coffey (@LukeDCoffey) January 16, 2026
“We need Greenland for natural resources”
“Greenland is in our backyard”
“The people of Greenland aren’t governed well”
Now replace “Greenland” with “Crimea” and you have Kremlin talking points about Ukraine.
This is a problem.
ineke.co.uk 
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