https://t.co/AcM6cE5CLd pic.twitter.com/tTkzSNOmc3
— Chu βΈοΈ (@chu_sk8terboi) February 6, 2026
In 15 years when Peter Mandelson is next sacked from the government, having been caught red-handed robbing a bank, commentators will confidently predict that his career is definitely over this time.
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) February 4, 2026
Off to Alnwick Castle tomorrow.
— ππ»ββοΈππ»Π²ΡΞ±Ρπ»π¬π§β’ (@BigBearF1) January 31, 2026
My wife tells me it's where Harry Potter was shot.
Not much point me reading the last book now, is there?
Having a legal amount of alcohol in your system, however low that may be, and still being allowed to drive sends a mixed signal. The limit should be zero. Choosing to consume any amount should rule you out of driving until it's completely out of your system.
— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) February 1, 2026
Six ways to divide British accents pic.twitter.com/UHelAbJ5d3
— Vintage Maps (@vintagemapstore) February 2, 2026
On behalf on my 5 year old daughter, whose teacher says she dawdles and daydreams. Apparently she is doing this so she is kept in at break time and doesn't have to go out in the cold. I fear she may be an evil genius.
— Fesshole𧻠(@fesshole) February 3, 2026
FIA keep yammering about women in motorsport but nothing gets done. Here's a solution: mandate that every F1 team has to have one male and one female driver in, say, five years, and watch as billions are poured into women's motorsport to unearth and promote talent.
— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) February 4, 2026
A correction for the ages (from The Guardian's review of 'Melania'): pic.twitter.com/mFaV2wOEhM
— ChrisO_wiki (@ChrisO_wiki) February 3, 2026
There's enough decade radio stations online now, please can there be some that go across the decades, ie 75-85, 85-95, 95-05.
— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) February 4, 2026
Time flies when you're outlasting Prime Ministers https://t.co/Ygw6GB8Dmq
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) February 6, 2026
You can tell a lot about someone by whether they chose History or Geography at GCSE
— A (@user5037742) February 5, 2026
There isn't a TV show on earth that wouldn't benefit from a Mr Blobby cameo.
— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) February 6, 2026
ITβS WILD THAT THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY TO SAVE SOMETHING AS A PDF IS TO LIE TO YOUR COMPUTER THAT YOUβRE ABOUT TO PRINT IT πππ
— Priyanka Lakhara (@codewithpri) February 5, 2026
Just yesterday, I overheard grandma telling my Mom:
— goma (@soigomaa) February 6, 2026
"If your daughter asks why you're putting on makeup, tell her it's to look fancy… not to look pretty. Sometimes she'll want to be fancy. but she's always beautiful.
Damnn, ladies, you all need to see this…
Outstanding work by @BBCMaryam and the team in Studio E ππΌ pic.twitter.com/mgVr8B0TFA
— Erron Gordon (@errongordon) February 2, 2026
Coronation Street being on Disney Plus and the full tram crash storyline not being included is the reason why this countryβs a messβ¦ pic.twitter.com/skpMQtf88a
— JustRandomThoughts (@randomstuffxzxz) February 6, 2026
the way this was immediately one of my favorite music videos of hers pic.twitter.com/CQ5JkKnpYc
— debby β actually romantic (@annasflicker) February 6, 2026
No political interview or debate should be aired live. They should all be fact-checked by agreed impartial bodies and then edited accordingly to remove any falsehoods. Gave an hour long interview and only 5 minutes made it to air? That's on you.
— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) February 6, 2026
BBC can only show two feeds at a time, but making good editorial judgement.
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) February 7, 2026
I keep banging on about this but the Olympic Games should not be behind a paywall, even if the paywall is low.
ineke.co.uk 
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