Jimmy Carr, "The world is in turmoil. You know the guy who used to present, you know The Apprentice in the States"
— Farrukh (@implausibleblog) March 27, 2026
Lisa Kudrow, "Mmhmm"
Jimmy Carr, "There's a guy called Donald Trump who used to present that. And he's now got a new show, it's called: The News"
"It is f*cking… pic.twitter.com/71xeI4aBWf
People will gladly eat the same breakfast and lunch 5-6 days out of the week. Suggest the same evening meal 2 nights in a row however, and you're looked at like you've escaped from an asylum.
— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) March 20, 2026
This is my first year watching, is one else concerned that the new regs won’t let them slow down in time to avoid collisions at this huge intersection here?? 😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/8VvSIv2Z2C
— ¹⁶¹ (@lecvsn) March 25, 2026
Went for a quick nap and ended up sleeping for 6 weeks. Sorry. Have I missed much?
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) March 27, 2026
a youtuber i follow just posted this video showing how many negative pregnancy tests she’s gotten and for the last couple months a lot of her audience has been speculating pregnancy
— 𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 (@heyyitsjanea) March 27, 2026
yeah so…this is why you don’t do that
pic.twitter.com/Br8qiudiuI
This charming skirt-fluttering tissue box instantly becomes the highlight of any room, and everyone who spots it wants one too.
— Doxase (@DoxaseCo) December 4, 2025
Farage has been on Question Time 39 times, but when it comes to Clacton he's nowhere to be seen. https://t.co/65VtDgfxZz
— Mr Ethical 🚩 (@nw_nicholas) March 26, 2026
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