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Wednesday: appointed as chancellor

Thursday: tells boss to fuck off

Friday: declares Shinzo Abe dead many hours before he is

Saturday: launches leadership bid

Still Saturday: investigated by a department he began running 3 days agohttps://t.co/f6esiflw3b

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 9, 2022

Paris has a ‘hospital’ for neglected houseplants.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) July 8, 2022

@sajidjavid confirms that he decided to resign at the Parliamentary Prayer Breakfast in an interview with the @Telegraph https://t.co/Q8c3Iph7P8

— Chris Anthony (@1WayPublishing) July 10, 2022

I'm not saying @andyflannagan can take ALL the credit, but he did lead 190 parliamentarians in this song yesterday at #NPPB2022 before the resignations all kicked off!

(It was really moving! Our society needs healing, far deeper than simply a change of PM can provide!) pic.twitter.com/AlZz9mmrjL

— Liam Thatcher (@liamthatcher) July 6, 2022

How depressing that not a single one of the Tory candidates (correct me if I’m wrong ) has committed to reverse the shameful policy on deportation to Rwanda.

— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) July 10, 2022

I had to exercise self control this morning.

In prayers at church we were calling out names of people we were praying for. At one point by complete coincidence we were halfway through Mambo No. 5. 🎷

It took a lot not to pray for ‘Erica’. 🤣

— Phil Knox (@philknox) July 10, 2022

I love Britain, and believe we are the best at many things, but one thing other countries are better at is that they have double-decker trains.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) July 10, 2022

I love that Grant Shapps is longer odds to win the Tory leadership than Ben Wallace, even though Ben Wallace ISN'T EVEN RUNNING.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) July 11, 2022

With pleasure! “Oh Lord, my God
When I, in awesome wonder
Consider all the worlds Thy hands have made. I see the stars, I hear the rolling thunder. Thy power throughout the universe displayed. Then sings my soul, my Savior God to Thee. How great Thou art!” https://t.co/MUJeWxXBim

— Sam Hailes ن (@samhailes) July 12, 2022

This is an excellent point about style guide – is there another SPA team to be confused with? https://t.co/S9H2BFOrNa

— Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern23) July 12, 2022

The test of Christianity isn’t only loving Jesus. It’s also loving Judas.

— Matt Smethurst (@MattSmethurst) July 12, 2022

"Rubber duck debugging" is the practice of debugging software by explaining what you meant the program to do to the duck.

Often, explaining the process will cause the programmer to figure out what they did wrong.

(Image: Tom Morris; CC BY-SA.) pic.twitter.com/EKg4VR9dFh

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) July 12, 2022

It’s hard to see how this could possibly be more misleading… https://t.co/PQWhdGiBaS

— Sam Hailes ن (@samhailes) July 12, 2022

I genuinely don't comprehend how we live in a "democracy" which allows the subject of a vote of no confidence to block the vote of no confidence.

— Jen🌻 (@Jennyflower) July 13, 2022

I like how British the heatwave over my house is. No actual sunshine. Just a stifling, muggy, claustrophobic, uncomfortable heat of no use to anyone.

— Danny Wallace (@dannywallace) July 12, 2022

Yes. https://t.co/FQGhWhjp2E

— Simon McCoy (@SimonMcCoyTV) July 15, 2022

Current topics of conversation in Britain:

1. How it’s hot
2. How it’s going to be hotter next week

That’s it.

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) July 16, 2022

I take my duties as caretaker PM very seriously. Today, for example, I am having a massive party at Chequers instead of attending a Cobra meeting about the heatwave.#heatwave

— Parody Rishi Sunak (@Parody_PM) July 16, 2022

Baffled why Conservative leadership debates are even on TV when it's nothing to with us, The Electorate, as we have zero power in this decision. Just tell us when
Conservative party members decide who the new PM is and then the date of the next general election.

— Muriel Gray (@ArtyBagger) July 15, 2022