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Wordle is the sourdough starter of Omicron.

— Emily Coleman (@editoremilye) January 14, 2022

I hope a broadcaster is getting @rishisunak on record explaining why he’s seen fit to wipe off over £4billion in fraudulent furlough claims.

— Emma Kennedy💙 (@EmmaKennedy) January 17, 2022

So you’re anti fire engines? https://t.co/eG32mUelD1

— Mitch Benn 🇬🇧🇪🇺 (@MitchBenn) January 17, 2022

I pay income tax and I only ever use hospitals in Oxfordshire. https://t.co/oWBrtHTAfo

— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) January 17, 2022

What has the BBC ever done for us?? pic.twitter.com/ATHo6kVX0v

— Dave Jones 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈 (@WelshGasDoc) January 16, 2022

I see that some *checks notes* foolish short-termists, hellbent on party political mantra, are actively dismantling our BBC. Rather than genuinely & usefully enabling it to find new routes to empower UK & intl citizens. So, from 1994: my quick edit of what still makes our BBC ace pic.twitter.com/tw1BLAjuQg

— Tim Dunn (@MrTimDunn) January 17, 2022

Did you know that Bill Withers had a brother called 'Bear' who wrote telephone hold music?

— shiner_sam (@shiner_sam) January 16, 2022

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— Jed Mercurio (@jed_mercurio) January 18, 2022

YOU MADE THE RULES; YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE NEEDED WARNING https://t.co/YchLf6JkB2

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) January 18, 2022

🔷 DEFENCE STATEMENT 🔷

1. There was no party

2. If there was a party, I did not attend

3. If I did attend the party, I did not realise it was a party

4. If I attended the party and realised it was a party, I did not know that parties were banned under the rules that I wrote.

— The Secret Barrister (@BarristerSecret) January 18, 2022

Diana Johnson MP:

"When a Prime Minister is spending his time trying to convince the great British public that he is stupid rather than dishonest, isn't it time that he should go?" #PMQs

— Paul Brand (@PaulBrandITV) January 19, 2022

Genuinely can't wait for Boris to get booked on Would I Lie To You after his resignation.

— Rosie Jones (@josierones) January 20, 2022

I don’t know how many times I’ve seen/heard Hamilton without realising that “Stay Alive” is set to the James Bond theme.

That show is an artistic tardis.

— Andrew Wilson (@AJWTheology) January 5, 2022

People who won’t wear masks when you say you’re going to carry on wearing a mask. pic.twitter.com/j7tSIosvum

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) January 20, 2022

Hey Breaking News alert on my phone. Stop getting my hopes up. How about you just tell me when he’s gone yeah?

— Angela Barnes (@AngelaBarnes) January 20, 2022

It's strange that Freddos are cheaper per gram than Dairy Milk bars. It suggests that chocolate is naturally frog-shaped and making it rectangular is an expensive industrial process.

— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) January 20, 2022

I see the book snobs are at it again. I absolutely refuse to use the phrase “guilty pleasure” about books, music, art, food, tv etc. I don’t feel guilty about things that give me pleasure. The phrase “guilty pleasure” is dripping in snobbery. Free yourself from it.

— Dawn Finch (@dawnafinch) January 22, 2022