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6yo: What’s the biggest number?

Me: There are an infinite number of numbers so there’s no biggest one.

6yo: What’s the biggest number you know the name of?

Me: A googolplex.

6yo: Which is bigger, a googolplex or a googoobazillion?

Me: There’s not a number named a…

— Erik Berlin (@sferik) October 21, 2025

“X (formerly Twitter)”

You mean Twitter (currently X)?

— Gail🦩 (@nonsothegirlx) October 24, 2025

They had the opportunity to do the funniest thing and took it #strictly pic.twitter.com/XmRpgJ39HV

— poppy ☾ (@scddevereaux) October 18, 2025

I guess it feels very Simpsons for this joke to still be accurate by a 4 day margin https://t.co/Z7d0HLhw1U pic.twitter.com/FlbHGriq7O

— NICKtendo (@itsnicktendo) September 29, 2025

Gary Lineker on winning the National TV Award,

"It's not lost on me why I might have won this award"

"Aside from presenting Match of the Day, the most iconic football show for 26 years"

"Also, I think it demonstrates that perhaps it's ok sometimes to use our platform to speak… pic.twitter.com/hHtMSrc219

— Farrukh (@implausibleblog) September 10, 2025

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.

‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.

— Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) September 12, 2025

Well done to everyone involved in this. #TheThursdayMurderClub pic.twitter.com/MdtAH6YDl8

— Netflix UK & Ireland (@NetflixUK) August 31, 2025

I'd pay to watch this. pic.twitter.com/3pNhAZ5Gm0

— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) August 23, 2025