The last couple of weeks I’ve been clearing out my room at my parents house, and also had a bit of a clearout here as a result of that, which obviously was going to mean I found some fun bits and pieces in the process. I’m not sure there’ll be much worth sharing, but here’s a quote from a bookmark we kept in the office where I had my Saturday job:
“The customer is always right!
Mis-informed perhaps, inexact, stubborn, fickle, ignorant, even abysmally stupid, but never wrong.”
ineke.co.uk 
Anything to add...?