Here we go – year 5 of the April Fool’s Round-Up
Links are just in the order I found them, and I’ve put some of my favourites in bold if you only have a few minutes!
- Ben & Jerry’s on tap in pubs nationwide
- Google Maps: Pokemon Challenge
- NotOnTheHighStreet selling art painted by animals
- Stylfile launches a one direction only nailfile
- Daily Mail: Secret government papers reveal the Union Flag without the blue
- Daily Mirror: Man Utd’s new away kit is Man City blue
- The Guardian: Scotland to drive on the right
- Youthwork and Childrenswork magazines to merge
- The tricky thing with Firebox is working out what’s a fool and what’s not – for example, the Sushi Bazooka is apparently real?! But here are the ones that are real fools this year:
- The Telegraph: Alexander Salmond to appear on Scottish currency
- Daily Express: 3000 year old teddy bear found in Tutankhamun’s tomb
- ThinkGeek also have a new load of products
- The Metro: Ant & Dec split – I’m really not sure this is funny, I’m kind of upset even though it’s not real!
- Daybreak: chicken laying square eggs
- Vegemite launch an energy drink
- The Sun: Fracking to begin in the grounds of Buckingham Palace
- BT: Corrie set struck by sinkhole
- Giraffe launch new giraffe staff uniform
- Groupon New Zealand: Meet the Royals
- Bdaily: Putin buys stake in the Royal Mail
- GMail launch the Shelfie
- The Independent: David Moyes to have dugout chair fitted with direct line to Alex Ferguson
- TFL cancel all tubes and suggest jetpacks instead
- Kings College Choir to only have adult members, and so to use helium to hit the high notes instead
- Technet: Microsoft launch SmartClippy
- Glow in the dark Skittles
- Bread that won’t fall butter side down from Sainsburys
- KFC Australia mouth expander
- Kim Jong-un insists on One Direction getting haircuts if they wish to enter North Korea
- KitKat The Lazy Bar – prebroken for you
- Tetleys: Biscuit flavoured tea
- Marmite doughnuts… doughmites
- The Times: German Duke would be King of Scotland
- Huffington Post: Piers Morgan recruited as Lib Dem media advisor for 2015 election
- The Independent: UN draws up Peace Keeping plans in case of Scotland “Yes” vote
- Virgin Trains rename Wolverhampton Station to Wolverine
- Daily Record: Scottish bakery uses drones for deliveries
- Amazon Kindle Paperscent case
- Domino’s edible pizza box
- Daily Mirror: Six legged lambs to increase food yield
- Square Toblerone
- Warburtons bread shapes skyscraper London offices
- Specsavers: Mona Lisa wore contact lenses
- Samsung Fli-fly. Internet Wifi routers to be attached to pigeons
- Mini powered by tea
- Hotels.com – all rooms 95% off as long as you clean them yourselves etc
- Royal Albert Hall to have retractable roof
- Shark spotted in canal in Birmingham
- Tesco Cudl: The first tablet for two
- Banana dessert Subway
- Volkswagen and RSPCA team up to teach rescue dogs to drive
- The Independent: Scientists discover eighth colour of the rainbow
- Metro: Government to ban selfies
- BMW launch cot that simulates being driven around
- National Trust announces scone scented perfume
In related news, I really hoped this was an April Fool but it seems not….
Nick Griffin says foodbanks are for indigenous Brits only
as the tweet was done in march
ineke.co.uk 
You mean my ostrich eggs didn’t make your list?