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#recap First look at the new Apple Watch. http://t.co/pz6NVwfpUA pic.twitter.com/KCsuKlwCdG

— The Poke (@ThePoke) September 14, 2014

Shopping tip: nobody finds it funny when you stand in the dairy aisle and say "you're milking it" whenever they pick anything up.

— Tesco Clubcard (@TescoClubcardUK) September 14, 2014

Has anyone mashed Outkast "shake it" and Taylor's "shake it off" yet?

— josh groban (@joshgroban) September 14, 2014

The latest in Apple technology. pic.twitter.com/GOxS4s3YAn

— innocent drinks (@innocentdrinks) September 19, 2014

I think The Proclaimers said it best…( h/t @Channel4News) pic.twitter.com/72RivfTwaU

— The Poke (@ThePoke) September 19, 2014

Our American pals at @BuzzFeed win the Scottish #indyref pun headline. Kudos you guys. pic.twitter.com/hdFBdJk4WB

— BuzzFeed UK (@BuzzFeedUK) September 19, 2014

Good morning. I'm very very pleased that the country I love is still intact. Be gentle with each other today. The ground shook last night.

— Marcus Brigstocke (@marcusbrig) September 19, 2014

Scottish voters have given it 110% according to CNN pic.twitter.com/0Z2WfYsiDx

— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) September 18, 2014

In his book ‘Simply English’, Simon Heffer recommends cutting redundant words. Well, he’s convinced me. pic.twitter.com/9hHL0ZX8Nk

— Tom Freeman (@SnoozeInBrief) September 18, 2014

Some people pic.twitter.com/PvrXnuD2Uv

— The Poke (@ThePoke) September 20, 2014