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#recap The most demanding invitation to a 1st birthday party you’ll read today. http://t.co/AOrZXF1EHq pic.twitter.com/NERzQPBqeL

— The Poke (@ThePoke) April 25, 2015

Studies show that exercising just 10 minutes a day raises your risk of posting inspirational quotes by 60% pic.twitter.com/N4lB4gTYzy

— BioRunUp (@BioRunUp) April 26, 2015

How to get a hot date… pic.twitter.com/YUoEF6b2aJ

— So Punny (@SoPunnyy) April 19, 2015

Nice one London. Keep up the good work on the @ProteinWorld posters. pic.twitter.com/TUmbQekJd6

— ColletteLyons (@collette_lyons) April 27, 2015

Whatever your views, the most important thing is that everybody votes next month. We owe it to Buck’s Fizz and Katrina. #Eurovision

— Tesco (@Tesco) April 29, 2015

This tiny tweak will change how you see toilet signs forever http://t.co/JKGNidq5QP pic.twitter.com/b0skhkaq2p

— i100 (@thei100) May 1, 2015

Twitter needs to add messages by trending topics e.g. '(don't worry)' – relieved to see fab June Whitfield's trending for a positive reason.

— Fiona Shoop (@FiShoop) May 1, 2015

University introduces 'puppy room' to help students combat stress http://t.co/YJWy8I5MxM pic.twitter.com/31bngkw3Oa

— The Independent (@Independent) May 2, 2015

HMS Lancaster, known as the ‘Queen’s Frigate’, sent a message of congratulations to @KensingtonRoyal on the new birth pic.twitter.com/gBPY85Atp0

— Royal Navy (@RoyalNavy) May 2, 2015

Most entertaining thing about @BBCNews 'baby news' was Maxine Mawhinney referreing to Prince George as both 'Charles' and 'Saint George.'

— David Lockhart (@DJL78) May 2, 2015

Have I missed something?

— Simon McCoy (@simonmccoy) May 2, 2015

Just to confirm: if you find yourself reaching for the same tin of beans as another shopper, you are obliged to become a rom-com storyline.

— Tesco (@Tesco) May 2, 2015

Royal couple leave hospital, with Catherine carrying their baby daughter http://t.co/3N4qhpq2ZU #RoyalBaby pic.twitter.com/D9MW0tJWTE

— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) May 2, 2015