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Lollipop ladies should marry ice cream men and have hundreds and thousands of babies.

— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) July 19, 2015

When your friends are fighting over something dumb 😂 pic.twitter.com/uH11jRzZfh

— Video Tweets (@VideoRetweet) July 18, 2015

That escalated quickly. pic.twitter.com/gfbMeEXh8A

— You had one job (@_youhadonejob) July 18, 2015

You know, we can't help but feel that #InsideOut's Joy looks a bit familiar… http://t.co/mCFU8ZlgkE pic.twitter.com/wL67J11xbR

— Radio Times (@RadioTimes) July 25, 2015

Operator: What's your emergency sir? Toad of Toad Hall: My friend's been shot several times O: Holy moly T: This is no time for jokes pal

— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) July 25, 2015

To duffifie is to lay an almost-empty bottle on its side/upside down to get to the last few drops: good for shampoo and ketchup. Morning.

— Susie Dent (@susie_dent) July 22, 2015

Get out of the sodding road you absolute morons. pic.twitter.com/lEXfUCQrX3

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) July 20, 2015