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Just some excellent facebook posts
Lollipop ladies should marry ice cream men and have hundreds and thousands of babies.
— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) July 19, 2015
When your friends are fighting over something dumb 😂 pic.twitter.com/uH11jRzZfh
— Video Tweets (@VideoRetweet) July 18, 2015
That escalated quickly. pic.twitter.com/gfbMeEXh8A
— You had one job (@_youhadonejob) July 18, 2015
You know, we can't help but feel that #InsideOut's Joy looks a bit familiar… http://t.co/mCFU8ZlgkE pic.twitter.com/wL67J11xbR
— Radio Times (@RadioTimes) July 25, 2015
Operator: What's your emergency sir? Toad of Toad Hall: My friend's been shot several times O: Holy moly T: This is no time for jokes pal
— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) July 25, 2015
To duffifie is to lay an almost-empty bottle on its side/upside down to get to the last few drops: good for shampoo and ketchup. Morning.
— Susie Dent (@susie_dent) July 22, 2015
Get out of the sodding road you absolute morons. pic.twitter.com/lEXfUCQrX3
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) July 20, 2015
View this post on InstagramLook who's turning two tomorrow! #HappyBirthdayPrinceGeorge
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