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October 13th. Half the country has that cold going around. The healthy live in fear, stockpiling Lemsip, wondering when their time will come

— innocent drinks (@innocent) October 13, 2015

Has anyone ever eaten food? Yes? YOU'RE NOW PM. #TheApprentice

— Matt Edmondson (@MattEdmondson) October 14, 2015

Somewhere there's an everlasting well of numptyness that never runs dry. Every year the BBC finds 18 more people who've drunk deeply from it

— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) October 14, 2015

Lord Sugar should agree to invest £1.87 in April’s business idea. #TheApprentice

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) October 14, 2015

Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right. Abraham Lincoln

— Compassion UK (@compassionuk) October 15, 2015