Unfortunate t-shirts for mugshots
October 13th. Half the country has that cold going around. The healthy live in fear, stockpiling Lemsip, wondering when their time will come
— innocent drinks (@innocent) October 13, 2015
Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers. http://t.co/LEcdg0n0X9
— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) October 14, 2015
Has anyone ever eaten food? Yes? YOU'RE NOW PM. #TheApprentice
— Matt Edmondson (@MattEdmondson) October 14, 2015
Somewhere there's an everlasting well of numptyness that never runs dry. Every year the BBC finds 18 more people who've drunk deeply from it
— Martin Saunders ن (@martinsaunders) October 14, 2015
Lord Sugar should agree to invest £1.87 in April’s business idea. #TheApprentice
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) October 14, 2015
We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit in the curb and clap as they go by. – Will Rogers #quoteoftheday
— Nisha Glencross (@NishaGlencross) October 16, 2015
Alastair Cook! Batted longer than England's #RWC2015 & #WC2014 (Football) campaigns combined!
— Rugby Banter Page (@RugbyBanterPag3) October 17, 2015
#strictlycomedancing https://t.co/vaAcmxbNwX
— Craigo (@craig_worsley) October 17, 2015
Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right. Abraham Lincoln
— Compassion UK (@compassionuk) October 15, 2015
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