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October 13th. Half the country has that cold going around. The healthy live in fear, stockpiling Lemsip, wondering when their time will come

— innocent drinks (@innocent) October 13, 2015

Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers. http://t.co/LEcdg0n0X9

— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) October 14, 2015

Has anyone ever eaten food? Yes? YOU'RE NOW PM. #TheApprentice

— Matt Edmondson (@MattEdmondson) October 14, 2015

Somewhere there's an everlasting well of numptyness that never runs dry. Every year the BBC finds 18 more people who've drunk deeply from it

— Martin Saunders ن (@martinsaunders) October 14, 2015

Lord Sugar should agree to invest £1.87 in April’s business idea. #TheApprentice

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) October 14, 2015

We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit in the curb and clap as they go by. – Will Rogers #quoteoftheday

— Nisha Glencross (@NishaGlencross) October 16, 2015

Alastair Cook! Batted longer than England's #RWC2015 & #WC2014 (Football) campaigns combined!

— Rugby Banter Page (@RugbyBanterPag3) October 17, 2015

#strictlycomedancing https://t.co/vaAcmxbNwX

— Craigo (@craig_worsley) October 17, 2015

Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right. Abraham Lincoln

— Compassion UK (@compassionuk) October 15, 2015