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Sunday to-do list:
1. Sit

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) October 25, 2015

Longest things ever:

3. Labour leadership election
2. Chilcot enquiry
1. This episode of #XFactor

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) October 24, 2015

Be selective in your battles, sometimes peace is better than being right.

— Nicky Gumbel (@nickygumbel) October 24, 2015

Q: Doing anything for Halloween?
A: Locking the door, drawing the curtains and sitting very quietly

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) October 31, 2015

They're playing very well, but I think it's probably about time that we started just calling them "Zealand". #RWCFinal

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) October 31, 2015

Call me a sceptic, but I just don't think he looks like a 'real customer' … pic.twitter.com/Xa3HcQ2r9z

— Bethan Gorman (@Mrs_Gorman) October 29, 2015

'The Government needs to stop taxing women for having a uterus' https://t.co/5jmFrhkHCV

— The Independent (@Independent) October 25, 2015