Highlights from Terry Wogan’s Eurovision commentary
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If Disney films were directed by Tim Burton
Superdrug is giving the tampon tax back to customers in reward points
Somewhat overloaded tricycle spotted moving through the downtown streets in #Shanghai. pic.twitter.com/Q8ItZ8YsAk (via @PDChina)
— The Poke (@ThePoke) January 31, 2016
My tribute to Sir Terry Wogan. @BBCBreaking @sharonlhanley @BBCNews @BBCRadio2 pic.twitter.com/QLUlb7xJXM
— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) January 31, 2016
if your hand was 12 inches long, it would be a foot. https://t.co/s8MqVI7uQO
— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) January 30, 2016
I remember one morning driving to work,and at a red light I looked around and all the other drivers were laughing.Terry was on the radio.
— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) January 31, 2016
| Ken Molnar via @milaficent pic.twitter.com/Qnr3vFKsQ8
— Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) February 1, 2016
Carrots. Good for, you know, stretching your cheeks or whatever… #TheZoo pic.twitter.com/T3PeXk63X5
— Channel 4 (@Channel4) February 2, 2016
Head & Shoulders should have a body wash called Knees & Toes https://t.co/EipHEBsUt4
— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) February 3, 2016
As part of hosting the new Robot Wars on BBC2, I'll also be hosting the coverage of our actual war against the Robots in 2021.
— Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain) February 3, 2016
Thanks for the invite, but sadly no one asked me or Sookie to come back to Stars Hollow. Wish them all the best!! https://t.co/II2Atug4wx
— Melissa McCarthy (@melissamccarthy) February 2, 2016
#Eurovision is coming… #FridayFeeling pic.twitter.com/4jDlWpZXNS
— BBC Eurovision (@bbceurovision) February 5, 2016
Worship leaders: let's be conscious not just to SING our songs well but to EXPLAIN them well. Help your congregation know WHY we're singing
— REND COLLECTIVE (@rendcollective) February 4, 2016
"Is it okay if I go away and have a think about it?" – Translation: No
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) February 3, 2016
Victoria: "My husband is happy to have food put in front of him. He doesn't demand that it also resembles the Taj Mahal." #GBBOSportRelief
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) February 3, 2016
Just in: the official definition of The Great Sport Relief Bake Off. 🍰 #GBBOSportRelief pic.twitter.com/P8ZDJ6ziQ4
— BBC One (@BBCOne) February 3, 2016
— David Wyllie (@journodave) February 3, 2016
.@twitter: What can we improve?
Users: editable tweets
T: Ok, longer tweets
U: No, editable tweets
T: Ok, algorithmic timeline#RIPTwitter— Richard LaRue (@richard_larue) February 6, 2016
England open the 2016 Women's #SixNations with a five-try victory over Scotland https://t.co/p38rYwrAhQ pic.twitter.com/ud3jB5Yuoz
— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) February 6, 2016
Twitter to introduce algorithmic timeline as soon as next weekhttps://t.co/2ngLQkGvWh pic.twitter.com/HWnbOJnXVC
— BuzzFeed UK (@BuzzFeedUK) February 6, 2016
These updated office rules take all the fun out of the working dayhttps://t.co/XZzHCkprU4
(by @obviousplant_) pic.twitter.com/EkwKyIyHFa
— The Poke (@ThePoke) February 5, 2016
Graph: How tiring is walking over a hill? pic.twitter.com/cyPnzfwbk6
— Toby Tripp (@feelwelcome) February 6, 2016
That's a firm 'NO' https://t.co/i1tWta1UJ1
— The Poke (@ThePoke) February 6, 2016
@ThePoke #CelebrityHipsterMakeover Prince Phil-Hip, pic.twitter.com/ARjoUGVtQA
— Shuper Shoops (@twitshoops) February 4, 2016
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