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Me hearing lots about Super Bowl today…all of da BIG bowls in my house filled with cookies. #SB50

— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) February 7, 2016

I'm gonna put my neck on the line and say that Leicester City are going to stay up this season.

— Alex Winters (@alexwinterstv) February 6, 2016

If you put a train ticket in your mouth you get perfect ‘photo teeth’https://t.co/DAwObCCEGn

(via @crispinbest) pic.twitter.com/Blbheo5ZQn

— The Poke (@ThePoke) February 9, 2016

How cooking pancakes would look if they were rooms.

(ta @kleingypsyeyes) pic.twitter.com/T5e80VO7cx

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) February 9, 2016

Just a normal commute in London pic.twitter.com/X3VSM3tLrt

— We Fix Your Adverts (@WeFixYourAdvert) February 10, 2016

Fox, that is not snow pic.twitter.com/Ox1QiGrqnn

— Rob Yeo (@robjyeo) February 10, 2016

did you get the job?
"i don't know yet"
when will they tell you?
interviewer: "keith can you please ask your mum to wait in reception"

— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) February 8, 2016

Finally – a Selfie Stick being put to good use pic.twitter.com/pjO2bwFD4N (via @occams_blazer)

— The Poke (@ThePoke) February 13, 2016

I'm officially handing over my Cockney Rhyming title to @Jeremy_Hunt

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) February 11, 2016

'Roadworks': a rare example of a one-word oxymoron. #CentralLondon #Bollox

— James May (@MrJamesMay) February 13, 2016