Chocolate cake for breakfast can help you lose weight!
First time buyers have already spent on average £50k on rent
Me hearing lots about Super Bowl today…all of da BIG bowls in my house filled with cookies. #SB50
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) February 7, 2016
Some serious flooding in #Bath today pic.twitter.com/DPYUl4UwDC
— Sam Norris (@samnorrisphoto) February 7, 2016
I'm gonna put my neck on the line and say that Leicester City are going to stay up this season.
— Alex Winters (@alexwinterstv) February 6, 2016
If you put a train ticket in your mouth you get perfect ‘photo teeth’https://t.co/DAwObCCEGn
(via @crispinbest) pic.twitter.com/Blbheo5ZQn
— The Poke (@ThePoke) February 9, 2016
How cooking pancakes would look if they were rooms.
(ta @kleingypsyeyes) pic.twitter.com/T5e80VO7cx
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) February 9, 2016
Just a normal commute in London pic.twitter.com/X3VSM3tLrt
— We Fix Your Adverts (@WeFixYourAdvert) February 10, 2016
Fox, that is not snow pic.twitter.com/Ox1QiGrqnn
— Rob Yeo (@robjyeo) February 10, 2016
did you get the job?
"i don't know yet"
when will they tell you?
interviewer: "keith can you please ask your mum to wait in reception"— k e e t (@KeetPotato) February 8, 2016
what did we do to deserve dogs pic.twitter.com/nkyEURxUHm
— FREDDY (@FreddyAmazin) February 8, 2016
Right before I die, I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make cremation more interesting. https://t.co/yFlY6BEOAC
— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) February 11, 2016
Meanwhile, at Twitter Headquarters $TWTR pic.twitter.com/0gzgg7SAwX
— Lisa (@biscuitahoy) February 10, 2016
Ok Cameron, here's the #europe negotiating position: start voting for us in the sodding Eurovision Song Contest or we're outta here. Got it?
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) February 3, 2016
Finally – a Selfie Stick being put to good use pic.twitter.com/pjO2bwFD4N (via @occams_blazer)
— The Poke (@ThePoke) February 13, 2016
I'm officially handing over my Cockney Rhyming title to @Jeremy_Hunt
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) February 11, 2016
'Roadworks': a rare example of a one-word oxymoron. #CentralLondon #Bollox
— James May (@MrJamesMay) February 13, 2016
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