Internet highlights – w/c 7th February 2016

13 02 2016

Chocolate cake for breakfast can help you lose weight!

First time buyers have already spent on average £50k on rent

Me hearing lots about Super Bowl today…all of da BIG bowls in my house filled with cookies. #SB50

— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) February 7, 2016

Some serious flooding in #Bath today pic.twitter.com/DPYUl4UwDC

— Sam Norris (@samnorrisphoto) February 7, 2016

I'm gonna put my neck on the line and say that Leicester City are going to stay up this season.

— Alex Winters (@alexwinterstv) February 6, 2016

If you put a train ticket in your mouth you get perfect ‘photo teeth’https://t.co/DAwObCCEGn

(via @crispinbest) pic.twitter.com/Blbheo5ZQn

— The Poke (@ThePoke) February 9, 2016

How cooking pancakes would look if they were rooms.

(ta @kleingypsyeyes) pic.twitter.com/T5e80VO7cx

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) February 9, 2016

Just a normal commute in London pic.twitter.com/X3VSM3tLrt

— We Fix Your Adverts (@WeFixYourAdvert) February 10, 2016

Fox, that is not snow pic.twitter.com/Ox1QiGrqnn

— Rob Yeo (@robjyeo) February 10, 2016

did you get the job?
"i don't know yet"
when will they tell you?
interviewer: "keith can you please ask your mum to wait in reception"

— k e e t (@KeetPotato) February 8, 2016

what did we do to deserve dogs pic.twitter.com/nkyEURxUHm

— FREDDY (@FreddyAmazin) February 8, 2016

Right before I die, I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make cremation more interesting. https://t.co/yFlY6BEOAC

— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) February 11, 2016

Meanwhile, at Twitter Headquarters $TWTR pic.twitter.com/0gzgg7SAwX

— Lisa (@biscuitahoy) February 10, 2016

Ok Cameron, here's the #europe negotiating position: start voting for us in the sodding Eurovision Song Contest or we're outta here. Got it?

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) February 3, 2016