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"I honestly don't mind" – Translation: If you don't choose the thing I want I'll be terribly sad

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) February 13, 2016

I sometimes buy sandwiches that aren't in the meal deal. #outboastkanye https://t.co/ZvZfkA4TZb

— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) February 15, 2016

The @BAFTA award for Best Kiss is awarded to Dame Maggie Smith and Leonardo DiCaprio. 💋 #BAFTAs pic.twitter.com/vxTvG9AlXw

— BBC One (@BBCOne) February 14, 2016

Some challenging stuff for #CharityTuesday…Are you too busy? Here's how to get involved: https://t.co/jHXNczxLgX pic.twitter.com/JhUYaYJb2s

— Transform Trade (@transformtrade_) February 16, 2016

So many leaders' profile pics feature them on some sort of platform. I suppose if they were washing feet we'd accuse them of humblebragging.

— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) February 18, 2016

Love overheard conversations
(thanks @MikeSmartt) pic.twitter.com/dWlX8B96Mt

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) February 18, 2016

Oh. Oops. pic.twitter.com/VrMDBY9xOy

— The Brightside (@TheBrightsideHP) February 17, 2016

BBC News: Homer to take fans' questions in Simpsons live episode https://t.co/jy7dwSfCNV #Simpsons pic.twitter.com/DHr5Fz1SUQ

— Aaron (@AaronBoardley) February 17, 2016

This is so funny: Brits can't handle the 'logistical challenge' of spreading a croissant. pic.twitter.com/BoWNr0d4hA

— rachel shabi (@rachshabi) February 19, 2016

Morning all, did you have a few drinks last night? Are you safe to drive? #dontriskit

Info courtesy of @DurhamPCC pic.twitter.com/1x7Z3zbpoj

— Tadley Fire Station (@Tadley12) February 20, 2016

This baker is turning heartache into stunning treats https://t.co/dOzrKGorha pic.twitter.com/rNMnsuYRd9

— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) February 20, 2016

If Tesco are changing the shape of croissants, what are they going to call them?

— Lady o' the Hill (@IMoanalotHutchy) February 18, 2016

Sure Charlie got himself a Chocolate Factory, but his grandparents got to stay in bed for 20 years so ask yourself who were the real winners

— 🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 (@WheelTod) March 27, 2015

Hey @Tesco REAL CROISSANTS HAVE CURVES. #croissantgate

— Vitt (@WitchWithWords) February 19, 2016