Unwritten rules of social interaction that should be rules
What should have happened in Finding Nemo
Children drew inventions, scientists made them!
Massive changes to Eurovision voting
Excellent examples of extreme laziness
Pizza has circular shapes, is placed into square boxes and then eaten in triangles. https://t.co/aE6YPAyd19
— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) February 14, 2016
"I honestly don't mind" – Translation: If you don't choose the thing I want I'll be terribly sad
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) February 13, 2016
I sometimes buy sandwiches that aren't in the meal deal. #outboastkanye https://t.co/ZvZfkA4TZb
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) February 15, 2016
The @BAFTA award for Best Kiss is awarded to Dame Maggie Smith and Leonardo DiCaprio. 💋 #BAFTAs pic.twitter.com/vxTvG9AlXw
— BBC One (@BBCOne) February 14, 2016
Some challenging stuff for #CharityTuesday…Are you too busy? Here's how to get involved: https://t.co/jHXNczxLgX pic.twitter.com/JhUYaYJb2s
— Traidcraft (@traidcraft) February 16, 2016
So many leaders' profile pics feature them on some sort of platform. I suppose if they were washing feet we'd accuse them of humblebragging.
— Martin Saunders ن (@martinsaunders) February 18, 2016
Love overheard conversations
(thanks @MikeSmartt) pic.twitter.com/dWlX8B96Mt— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) February 18, 2016
Oh. Oops. pic.twitter.com/VrMDBY9xOy
— HuffPost UK Comedy (@HuffPostUKCom) February 17, 2016
BBC News: Homer to take fans' questions in Simpsons live episode https://t.co/jy7dwSfCNV #Simpsons pic.twitter.com/DHr5Fz1SUQ
— Aaron ⚡ (@AaronBoardley) February 17, 2016
This is so funny: Brits can't handle the 'logistical challenge' of spreading a croissant. pic.twitter.com/BoWNr0d4hA
— rachel shabi (@rachshabi) February 19, 2016
Morning all, did you have a few drinks last night? Are you safe to drive? #dontriskit
Info courtesy of @DurhamPCC pic.twitter.com/1x7Z3zbpoj
— Tadley Fire Station (@Tadley12) February 20, 2016
This baker is turning heartache into stunning treats https://t.co/dOzrKGorha pic.twitter.com/rNMnsuYRd9
— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) February 20, 2016
If Tesco are changing the shape of croissants, what are they going to call them?
— Lady o' the Hill (@IreneHutchison) February 18, 2016
Sure Charlie got himself a Chocolate Factory, but his grandparents got to stay in bed for 20 years so ask yourself who were the real winners
— Frank Whitehouse (@WheelTod) March 27, 2015
Hey @Tesco REAL CROISSANTS HAVE CURVES. #croissantgate
— Vittoria Gallagher (@Vitt2tsnoc) February 19, 2016
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