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I've said it before, but as our culture changes you could set up a new political party tomorrow and win the 2020 election.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) March 20, 2016

Sydney at its cleanesthttps://t.co/xn6Mbqqkol pic.twitter.com/dROMVRGgou

— The Poke (@ThePoke) March 22, 2016

Happy 10th birthday, Twitter. Thanks for giving us the technology to perfect the art of subtle smoothie marketing.

Please buy smoothies.

— innocent drinks (@innocent) March 21, 2016

8 edible Easter disasters to help keep you away from the kitchen this weekendhttps://t.co/gxJ2YEURdL#Easter pic.twitter.com/vXutjkbVzC

— The Poke (@ThePoke) March 22, 2016

Liechtenstein is the largest producer of false teeth in the world. Go ahead, Google it. I'll meet you back here.

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) March 23, 2016

great lines for tonight by poet @warsan_shire pic.twitter.com/kHMDEs5vTR

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) March 22, 2016

Turkish people are sharing this cartoon asking where our sympathy was for them https://t.co/Ooorgefu0E pic.twitter.com/YZ2F2aNWSb

— indy100 (@indy100) March 23, 2016

Weetabix was originally intended as a bread substitute, meant to be eaten with spreads

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) March 24, 2016

Chris Rea evidently never visited his family at Easter. Time to find a new holiday role model.

— The Poke (@ThePoke) March 24, 2016

Did anyone else ride Trainy McTrainface to work yesterday? https://t.co/rsc1yIoTIk

— SurreyLive (@surreylive) March 23, 2016

Did anyone else ride Trainy McTrainface to work yesterday? https://t.co/rsc1yIoTIk

— SurreyLive (@surreylive) March 23, 2016

Charity asks people to “stop donating 50 Shades of Grey” after building a FORTRESS with themhttps://t.co/iSTa5Riiff pic.twitter.com/b5XYNzPd3s

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) March 25, 2016

NEWS: A #York church in #Acomb has suffered an mix-up at the printers this #Easter. #MoreTpleaseVicar pic.twitter.com/6FQ6VDnZbO

— BBC York (@BBCYork) March 25, 2016