Colin Mochries best lines on Whose Line Is It Anyway?
What colours were the Mr Men – quiz – kinda disappointed in my 17/20!
I've said it before, but as our culture changes you could set up a new political party tomorrow and win the 2020 election.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) March 20, 2016
Sydney at its cleanesthttps://t.co/xn6Mbqqkol pic.twitter.com/dROMVRGgou
— The Poke (@ThePoke) March 22, 2016
Happy 10th birthday, Twitter. Thanks for giving us the technology to perfect the art of subtle smoothie marketing.
Please buy smoothies.
— innocent drinks (@innocent) March 21, 2016
8 edible Easter disasters to help keep you away from the kitchen this weekendhttps://t.co/gxJ2YEURdL#Easter pic.twitter.com/vXutjkbVzC
— The Poke (@ThePoke) March 22, 2016
Liechtenstein is the largest producer of false teeth in the world. Go ahead, Google it. I'll meet you back here.
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) March 23, 2016
great lines for tonight by poet @warsan_shire pic.twitter.com/kHMDEs5vTR
— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) March 22, 2016
The Eiffel Tower lit up with Belgium's flag colors tonight. #Peace #Solidarity pic.twitter.com/AelZy1omvK
— Historical Pics (@HistoricalPics) March 22, 2016
Turkish people are sharing this cartoon asking where our sympathy was for them https://t.co/Ooorgefu0E pic.twitter.com/YZ2F2aNWSb
— indy100 (@indy100) March 23, 2016
Weetabix was originally intended as a bread substitute, meant to be eaten with spreads
— The QI Elves (@qikipedia) March 24, 2016
Chris Rea evidently never visited his family at Easter. Time to find a new holiday role model.
— The Poke (@ThePoke) March 24, 2016
Did anyone else ride Trainy McTrainface to work yesterday? https://t.co/rsc1yIoTIk
— Get Surrey (@getsurrey) March 23, 2016
Did anyone else ride Trainy McTrainface to work yesterday? https://t.co/rsc1yIoTIk
— Get Surrey (@getsurrey) March 23, 2016
Charity asks people to “stop donating 50 Shades of Grey” after building a FORTRESS with themhttps://t.co/iSTa5Riiff pic.twitter.com/b5XYNzPd3s
— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) March 25, 2016
NEWS: A #York church in #Acomb has suffered an mix-up at the printers this #Easter. #MoreTpleaseVicar pic.twitter.com/6FQ6VDnZbO
— BBC Radio York (@BBCYork) March 25, 2016
50% of Roger Federer's name is "er" https://t.co/kdUjVicrdl
— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) March 26, 2016
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