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Dogs understand human language more than humans understand dog language… https://t.co/kTz0Btom3I

— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) April 10, 2016

"Yeah it was alright actually" – Translation: It was a million times better than I dared to imagine

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) April 10, 2016

So Welby story is a distraction from Cameron tax, which was distraction from EU leaflets, which was distraction from Port Talbot? Ok.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) April 9, 2016

So impressed by @JustinWelby response to revelations about his parentage. pic.twitter.com/lH74VmPGsh

— krish kandiah (@krishk) April 9, 2016

This fancy restaurant menu isn’t fooling anyonehttps://t.co/LEfuBlTk3l pic.twitter.com/OqgoZKLmHU

— The Poke (@ThePoke) April 8, 2016

If the queen of England reaches 100 years old she'll have to write a letter of congratulations to herself. https://t.co/yMEwlSNHVL

— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) April 22, 2016

The Queen still having to work at 90 is surely just another sign that Tory cuts to pensioners' benefits have gone too far.

— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) April 21, 2016

GILETTE. Before introducing yet another 'new improved' or 'best ever' razor, take 5 minutes to be sure you've cracked it at last. @kevblokey

— Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) April 21, 2016

After spending years in the darkness I can’t wait to see the light of day again. Almost time to return ☀️

— Olympic Flame (@OlympicFlame) April 21, 2016

Faceswapping the Queen and Prince George is absolutely terrifying https://t.co/SW0xPOg1Sj pic.twitter.com/Pf3GlNxTW2

— indy100 (@indy100) April 20, 2016

Jasper is supposed to have painted the wall. Somebody's protesting in the most passive-aggressive way possible. pic.twitter.com/ePvVvlxxRw

— innocent drinks (@innocent) April 20, 2016

A family portrait to mark #Queenat90.

It's the first time Prince George has appeared on @RoyalMailStamps pic.twitter.com/9xgoJwNU12

— Kensington Palace (@KensingtonRoyal) April 20, 2016

So if anyone has 100% worked out whether we should leave the EU, do let me know, but only if you're DEFINITELY right and we can all relax.

— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) April 19, 2016

The Cellphone has probably destroyed the alarm clock industry. https://t.co/DRzjOkPzqO

— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) April 17, 2016

Our immune system is basically some molecules in our body discriminating against immigrant molecules https://t.co/waiIM7rGTv

— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) April 17, 2016

I have to say that the government’s Remain leaflet is surprisingly short, clear and convincing. pic.twitter.com/lH67M6eL1z

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) April 14, 2016

Can i suggest L.I.H. (laugh in head).Cos 95% of the time I’m lying when i say LOL …

— Robbie Williams (@robbiewilliams) April 12, 2016

Microsoft's image captioning tool sees through the so-called "moon landings" https://t.co/WWr7O1XeE3 H/T @robmanuel pic.twitter.com/BDd9X4KdNp

— Ralph Harrington (@ralphharrington) April 14, 2016

Someone from Salisbury Cathedral has an unusual choice of replacement while they’re on leavehttps://t.co/G6seR2nTxC pic.twitter.com/pXDkumWbt9

— The Poke (@ThePoke) April 11, 2016

I wonder how many of Internet Explorer's first searches are "Download Chrome" https://t.co/5nrxS7JhRs

— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) April 10, 2016

"Is the heating on?"
Translation 1: I'm so cold I think my heart's about to stop
Translation 2: I feel like I'm made of fire

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) April 17, 2016

People in Warwickshire have created a shrine for a packet of dropped biscuits https://t.co/6iRrAzmyvV pic.twitter.com/3mESCRMa7s

— indy100 (@indy100) April 17, 2016

A restaurant put a fridge out front so hungry people can grab leftovers https://t.co/2XLjpQCPJY pic.twitter.com/fK6By2sfO8

— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) April 18, 2016

#recap Woman constructs tiny boat to give her pet fish the Viking funeral it deserveshttps://t.co/8w9BcG9i8k pic.twitter.com/itft44EPOL

— The Poke (@ThePoke) April 10, 2016