Embarrassing moments in church
DHL: The fastest express service pic.twitter.com/cBnXz5NURw
— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) April 23, 2016
Find out everything you need to know about a person by asking them how many hours before their flight they like to get to the airport.
— innocent drinks (@innocent) April 25, 2016
It's important that we take the time on #WorldPenguinDay to look at GIFs of penguins falling over pic.twitter.com/4Y1m5CxUor
— innocent drinks (@innocent) April 25, 2016
Don’t put your child onstage. Devastating graph shows #Prince death was NOT premature for a popstar
(via @Wonkblog) pic.twitter.com/l2LBibP5ly— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) April 24, 2016
Thank you for all the lovely correspondence received so far for The Queen's birthday #Queenat90 pic.twitter.com/pUULy5Aafl
— The Royal Family (@RoyalFamily) April 24, 2016
"I might have an early night" – Translation: I might go to bed to read my phone earlier than usual
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) April 25, 2016
#McFlyAnthology https://t.co/IbcwVRGR7e pic.twitter.com/xa6ato0nQg
— mcfly (@mcflymusic) April 25, 2016
Google should equip all garbage trucks with 360 ° cameras, so they could keep thier street view maps updated … https://t.co/Xbt7h4zPDJ
— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) April 27, 2016
I have no time for your silly games pic.twitter.com/mRnPv0WG6Q
— The Poke (@ThePoke) April 27, 2016
Today's forecast:
9am: blue skies, sunny, 7°C
2pm: black skies, hail then snow then light shower of frogs, -11°C
7pm: sunny again, 17°C— innocent drinks (@innocent) April 27, 2016
I didn't clock this at first. Metro's front page is a rather pointed tribute to an old original. pic.twitter.com/1gXBkh7IPM
— SimonNRicketts (@SimonNRicketts) April 26, 2016
Julian Fellowes' great-grandfather was President of #Downton Agricultural College, hence the name of the show! #DowntonFact
— Downton Abbey (@DowntonAbbey) April 26, 2016
"For some, its Mt. Everest." American Disability Association. pic.twitter.com/chJ1ASYqNV
— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) April 26, 2016
Evenings are good though, aren't they? #RelatableContent
— innocent drinks (@innocent) April 26, 2016
Says the man who just let #3000children remain abandoned #DubsAmendment shame on you @David_Cameron shame on you https://t.co/XkPJ9UnYjL
— Sue Crocombe (@shinybluedress) April 26, 2016
How can the same people who vote to bomb a city then vote to leave its children hungry, homeless and afraid on our doorstep? #3000children
— Darren Richards (@DarrenvRichards) April 26, 2016
My feeling is if we bomb a country & sold arms to their head of state we should take responsibility for the aftermath #3000children #protect
— Jonny Lee (@JonnyJLee) April 26, 2016
Leicester also one match from preventing Spurs from becoming the most hated team in sporting history.
— Martin Saunders ن (@martinsaunders) April 25, 2016
If "Ice Cold Water" were really ice cold, it wouldn't be water. https://t.co/0AlV4MIEkT
— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) April 27, 2016
WEIRD WORLD> Windows 10 upgrade message interrupts live TV weather forecasthttps://t.co/u1VuQYZp6u pic.twitter.com/ATRKJOza4S
— The Poke (@ThePoke) April 29, 2016
"What are you up to this weekend?" pic.twitter.com/xbHSafPIUz
— innocent drinks (@innocent) April 29, 2016
Safety first 👍 https://t.co/u4CeS1ad5H
— Olympic Flame (@OlympicFlame) April 28, 2016
How is it that the brain that whirrs so intricately over 1000 fine points at 4am turns into a bowl of porridge when the alarm goes off?
— Jojo Moyes (@jojomoyes) April 28, 2016
I can't even explain the joy that Prince Harry and the Queen bring as a double act. Get them a YouTube channel ASAP.
— Ryan Love (@RyanJL) April 29, 2016
Biolink Shampoo Intense Moisture: pic.twitter.com/Ydy7beSxZc
— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) April 29, 2016
When I say I think Leicester will thump Man U 4-1 tomorrow people say I'm nuts. But football is nuts. Or else Leicester wouldn't be top.
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) April 30, 2016
I love the NHS. It's treated friends, family and strangers in dire trouble with no judgment and no charge. The best of Britain. #NHSMillion
— Chris Addison (@mrchrisaddison) April 30, 2016
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