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Dog left alone in car with sign urging passers-by not to smash window to help https://t.co/Z10SaSh8eK

— Metro (@MetroUK) May 28, 2016

Nick Clegg says Boris Johnson is like “Trump with a thesaurus”. Trump responds saying he doesn’t even like dinosaurs anyway.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) June 3, 2016

“It covers your bits”
The simple hallmark of great lingerie. #SewingBee

— Sewing Bee (@sewingbee) May 30, 2016

"Let it be!"

– a pirate tennis umpire

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) May 30, 2016

Pupil sums up this year’s Sats controversy with technically correct , brilliant exam answer https://t.co/mEDayx8n6X

— The Independent (@Independent) May 29, 2016

Still think this London cycling figure is incredible. The city is changing rapidly pic.twitter.com/ZfAuk5czRM

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) May 29, 2016