Incredible marketing …attempts
“Engineers are second only to God” – Prince Philip
Dog left alone in car with sign urging passers-by not to smash window to help https://t.co/Z10SaSh8eK
— Metro (@MetroUK) May 28, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
— Matt Cornish (@mattcornish86) May 28, 2016
Let's just take a moment to remember the worst phishing attempt I have ever encountered. pic.twitter.com/bZ4ZiH4xAu
— Simon from Harlow (@simonfromharlow) May 31, 2016
Nick Clegg says Boris Johnson is like “Trump with a thesaurus”. Trump responds saying he doesn’t even like dinosaurs anyway.
— HaveIGotNewsForYou (@haveigotnews) June 3, 2016
Why do we have physical checkups every year but not mental checkups? https://t.co/zIsVs70mkR
— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) June 2, 2016
The thing about Twitter is that it matters massively while you stare at the screen and then you step away and life dissolves it.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) May 31, 2016
“It covers your bits”
The simple hallmark of great lingerie. #SewingBee— British Sewing Bee (@sewingbee) May 30, 2016
"The old me" is younger. https://t.co/bdZvVN1CS8
— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) May 30, 2016
"Let it be!"
– a pirate tennis umpire
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) May 30, 2016
Imagine if – of all the atrocities in the world – the one thing that got you really angry was Chris Evans not being Jeremy Clarkson.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) May 30, 2016
Pupil sums up this year’s Sats controversy with technically correct , brilliant exam answer https://t.co/mEDayx8n6X
— The Independent (@Independent) May 29, 2016
Still think this London cycling figure is incredible. The city is changing rapidly pic.twitter.com/ZfAuk5czRM
— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) May 29, 2016
We all speak Shakespeare. #ShakespeareSunday pic.twitter.com/xFHQFY72cd
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) May 29, 2016
Cold water V Hot water pic.twitter.com/lR7Xg5Fno6
— Globe Pics (@Globe_Pics) May 28, 2016
View this post on InstagramAnything to pass the time on #wednesday #lol #funnymemes #wcw #eastenders
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View this post on InstagramHow did we only just notice this 😱 #lol #funnymemes #bankholiday #sunday #friends
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