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The first #Olympics2016 gold medal for the USA is in shooting a gun.
That's deep.

— Shane Claiborne (@ShaneClaiborne) August 7, 2016

Why aren't there capital numbers? E.G. 511 start with a capital 5. So it's 5��. Does that make sense? Hello…

— Tim Vine (@RealTimVine) August 6, 2016

Does anyone know if the Copacabana is still the hottest spot north of Havana? Are music and passion still the fashion?#RioOlympics2016

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) August 6, 2016

Last Olympics: SO into gymnastics
4 years between Olympics: forgets gymnastics exists
This Olympics: SO into gymnastics #RioOlympics2016

— innocent drinks (@innocent) August 6, 2016

Our #Strictly celebrities for 2016? @TessDaly and @ClaudiaWinkle can't wait to tell you… pic.twitter.com/eU4Ki9ADNV

— BBC Strictly (@bbcstrictly) August 7, 2016

1 racist landlord
2 bankrupt
3 creepy pageant owner
4 bankrupt
5 fire people on tv
6 bankrupt
7 failed presidential nominee#firstsevenjobs

— sean. (@SeanMcElwee) August 7, 2016

I see Chris Grayling is already winning friends and influencing people at Transport (this in the Brighton Argus) pic.twitter.com/grGrD9lWcW

— Andrew Neilson (@neilsonandrew) August 7, 2016

People who read books live longer on average than those who don’t.

— The QI Elves (@qikipedia) August 9, 2016

Us: that was an excellent dive
Commentators: oh, they've made a huge error there
Us: that was a terrible dive#diving

— innocent drinks (@innocent) August 8, 2016

Bored at work already? It could be worse – you could be a lifeguard at the Olympics. pic.twitter.com/ZM0FOytMCc

— innocent drinks (@innocent) August 8, 2016

Writing
Stuff
Vertically
Gives
It
A
Kind
Of
Unwarranted
Poetic
Resonance
In
An
Age
Where
We
Scroll
Down
More
Than
Read
Across.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) August 7, 2016

Can we stop with the warnings and just let nature take its course. pic.twitter.com/YlkYSHhI2l

— The Darwin Awards (@AwardsDarwin) August 7, 2016

BREAKING: Nigel Farage has a moustache. 77,482 hipsters just shaved theirs off in the last hour.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) August 12, 2016

Men are struck by lightning six times more often than women.

— The QI Elves (@qikipedia) August 12, 2016

"It's not what I expected" – It's a massive disappointment

"It's not at all what I expected" – It's surprisingly good!

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) August 12, 2016

Hey, y'all remember these older Pokemon toys? #TBT #tamagotchi pic.twitter.com/18hTKOo20K

— David Crowder (@crowdermusic) August 11, 2016

Twitter getting its own death hoax on Twitter is possibly the most meta thing that has ever happened. #savetwitter

— Martin Saunders ن (@martinsaunders) August 11, 2016

Southern rail strike called off so normal service will soon resume. Commuters are not expected to notice any difference. #southernstrike

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) August 10, 2016

Gyms should offer a membership package where you pay for every day that you don't go. https://t.co/XFnV3IdUoK

— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) August 10, 2016

Poor Donald Trump. He's almost at the end of his list of things to say and do to get out of becoming President. pic.twitter.com/Mo2qAMXKBT

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) August 9, 2016

The skills of the Olympic gymnasts become even more impressive when you remember how difficult you find it to touch your toes #gymnastics

— innocent drinks (@innocent) August 9, 2016

Last resort of man running out of ways to push back calendar. pic.twitter.com/SprjwfS9r5

— Chris Addison (@mrchrisaddison) August 12, 2016

We realised today that #EquestrianDressage is even better when you put it to slightly out of date pop songs.https://t.co/hGwjIClnZv

— innocent drinks (@innocent) August 12, 2016

It's also the eve of @GaryLineker's #MOTD pants promise https://t.co/zOiXK3AnIp https://t.co/wj6rZgYZ3M

— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) August 12, 2016

Do you know the inspiring story of Eric "The Eel" Moussambani? 💦 ❤️https://t.co/6rRahPvaku

— Olympics (@Olympics) August 12, 2016

Amazing #CSLewis infographic from Mike Del Rosario – @ApologeticsGuy pic.twitter.com/MgFQjFhCU1

— C. S. Lewis (@CSLewisDaily) August 10, 2016

Wiggins with Hoy and Redgrave. 21 Olympic medals, 16 gold. Some line-up #Rio2016 https://t.co/EMrtUmDd7n pic.twitter.com/d17iIryElI

— Graeme Demianyk (@GraemeDemianyk) August 12, 2016