Yes they DO know it’s Christmas.
(‘scuse the swears)
Are there more yellow cards in the weekend before Christmas than at any time of year? Surely they all want Boxing Day off. Christmas sesh
— Chris Stark (@Chris_Stark) December 18, 2016
Don't text and drive pic.twitter.com/fflJso9A0W
— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) December 17, 2016
The Post Office are looking for three wise men to help out over the Christmas period. They need good franking sense and more.
— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) December 17, 2016
So this is a thing that happened. @matthaig1 I'm CRYING laughing. #fuckscottfitzgerald #makeamericareadagain pic.twitter.com/f2xC2QKTv2
— Brennan Elizabeth (@BrennanLizzieP) December 16, 2016
Save the Children: pic.twitter.com/BBpjopxh5R
— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) December 16, 2016
A recent cartoon for @newscientist: pic.twitter.com/UCR9YvtINh
— Tom Gauld (@tomgauld) December 12, 2016
Woman moves in with short people and they live happily ever after. @ThePoke #twofilmsdescribedwithonesentence pic.twitter.com/hEgLBG32f0
— Graham Tope (@monkey_wrangler) December 19, 2016
South West Trains makes passengers smile with festive station nameshttps://t.co/7fLQdVTX9E pic.twitter.com/Q6A98qPhAR
— i newspaper (@theipaper) December 19, 2016
"Did you manage to have a think about what you'd like for Christmas yet?" – Translation: You're three minutes away from getting socks again
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) December 19, 2016
The spirit of Christmas is peace, the miracle of Christmas is hope and the heart of Christmas is love.
— J.John (@Canonjjohn) December 20, 2016
1999:
Government: "we intend to eradicate child poverty"2016:
Government: "we intend to eradicate child poverty unit" pic.twitter.com/7ZTa7ZDFrj— David Schneider (@davidschneider) December 20, 2016
Gaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!! https://t.co/4fwggtuLYE
— Beardyman (@beardyman) December 20, 2016
In any one week, London Underground escalators travel the equivalent of twice around the world.
— The QI Elves (@qikipedia) December 20, 2016
Borrowed from @UKCopHumourโฆ
Think @HighwaysEngland could match (or better) this. Please.
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— RPU – Surrey Police (@SurreyRoadCops) December 21, 2016
How to untangle Christmas lights:
1: start untangling
2: fail
3: cry a bit
4: lie in foetal position
5: hide them in a bag until next year— innocent drinks (@innocent) December 21, 2016
Everything you need to know about sprouts pic.twitter.com/UAr4kbdhW9
— The Poke (@ThePoke) December 24, 2016
A graph for anyone who hasn't started their Christmas shopping yet. pic.twitter.com/SJmVPaCa67
— innocent drinks (@innocent) December 24, 2016
Flashback to last Spring, when I told my E&M students they could use one side of a piece of paper as a final exam formula sheet. pic.twitter.com/S0QyLaOXyZ
— Robert McNees (@mcnees) December 16, 2016
Now loook here, Twitter: saying Christians stole the midwinter festival from pagans is like saying electricity stole lighting from candles.
— Richard Coles (@RevRichardColes) December 24, 2016
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View this post on InstagramHow would you describe #grace?
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View this post on InstagramMark off the things you've done this season! Anybody get #bingo? #introvert #christmas
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