A girl spent 3 months decorating every single page of a Bible for her boyfriend’s Christmas present


Monopoly has set up a helpline to help defuse family arguments over Christmas https://t.co/JnP1KXgpnf
— indy100 (@indy100) December 24, 2016
he matches his drink and shirt everyday pic.twitter.com/Rnh9BtfKvC
— chloπ± (@oldirtyfuckaroo) December 21, 2016
https://twitter.com/Colin_Bloom/status/813350824906817536
UKIP – We must return to Christian values
ARCHBISHOP – show love and compassion in a world awash with fear
UKIP – No, not those ones.— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) December 26, 2016
Slugs are twice as fast as snails.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) December 26, 2016
Monopoly rage over time. pic.twitter.com/KVEdd04iya
— innocent drinks (@innocent) December 26, 2016
https://twitter.com/EmilyneMondo/status/813319244242817025
Wouldn't it be lovely if death gave us a day's notice so giants like George Michael could see how much they were revered and adored.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) December 26, 2016
Boxing Day 2016 is all about the leftovers, turkey, ham and which much loved stars can make it through the next five days.
— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) December 26, 2016
"The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God." #CSLewis | #MerryChristmas
— C. S. Lewis (@CSLewisDaily) December 26, 2016
https://twitter.com/Brilliant_Ads/status/813172539463782402
Seems like Norman has just one bake off setting – alcohol #GBBOxmas
— Danny (@themanofdann) December 25, 2016
https://twitter.com/Queen_UK/status/813809390155395072
https://twitter.com/jjjjoooonnnn/status/813809043491921925
1. Watch @TheCrownNetflix
2. Google EVERYTHING
3. Graduate with a history degree
All in a day's work. ππ— Netflix UK & Ireland (@NetflixUK) December 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/SarahMillican75/status/813752623497183232
December 27th to-do list:
1. Be vertical (min. 2 hours)
2. Wear real clothes (min. 12 minutes)
3. Leave the house (min. 30 seconds)— innocent drinks (@innocent) December 27, 2016
No matter how long you have traveled in the wrong direction, you can always turn around.
— Nicky Gumbel (@nickygumbel) December 27, 2016
Let's rejoice at @RichardHammond homophobic banter. It's such an obvious publicity stunt that the show must be underperforming. Good news.
— glorafin (@glorafin) December 27, 2016
Richard Hammond thinks grown men who eat ice cream are gay. I think grown men who spend most of their lives fawning over cars are weird.
— Parveen (@Parveen_Comms) December 26, 2016
https://twitter.com/MattRichardson3/status/813497541325099009
https://twitter.com/helenlewis/status/813150253939572736
please honor carrie fisher's wishes and include in her obituaries that she "drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra." β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ pic.twitter.com/Pj5sRsIvkz
— elisabeth (@threelisabeth) December 27, 2016
I'm really sorry everyone. This is so sad. I feel awful. #RIPCarrieFisher #sgtpepper2016 May the force be with 2017. pic.twitter.com/3HJM8mJPVQ
— christhebarker (@christhebarker) December 27, 2016
Christmas isn't over until all the chocolate in the house has been eaten.
— Tom Fletcher (@TomFletcher) December 28, 2016
I managed to miss that Victoria Beckham is getting an OBE. She should have had one 18 years ago for services to acting in Spiceworld.
— blake (@blake2108) December 28, 2016
Couldn't put #postoffice debacle more succinctly than @PrivateEyeNews if I tried pic.twitter.com/AxLnpertxD
— Andy Davey (@DaveyCartoons) December 28, 2016
When you've got no friends at primary school and no one likes you or talks to you so you have to talk to yourself. https://t.co/2KYEdH3cWB
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) December 28, 2016
"The problem with the world is that the fools and fanatics are certain of themselves and the wise are full of doubts" – Bertrand Russell
— Marcus Chown (@marcuschown) December 27, 2016
This saved 2016. #GilmoreGirls pic.twitter.com/lpPRPSH3jk
— Gilmore Girls Tweets (@TalkFastGilmore) December 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/814214120903950337
#WorstJobInFilm candle continuity person in a Harry Potter film.
— Richard Coles (@RevRichardColes) December 29, 2016
Charlie Sheen is not backing down from tweet asking 2016 to take Donald Trump next https://t.co/52YumL8LGf
— Metro (@MetroUK) December 29, 2016
https://twitter.com/matthaig1/status/815199624688533505
2016: The year when it seemed like every celebrity died…except those predicted by National Enquirer. pic.twitter.com/oFExeTzxCm
— Ted Gioia (@tedgioia) December 30, 2016
"What's this we're watching?" – Translation: This is awful, please make it stop
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) December 30, 2016
Didn't exist in 2006:
iPhone
iPad
Kindle
4G
Uber
Airbnb
Android
Oculus
Spotify
Kickstarter
Snapchatvia @ValaAfshar
— Pixel Kicks (@Pixel_Kicks) December 30, 2016
My New Year's resolution is not to click on a single Daily Mail link, even to see how awful it is. @StopFundingHate
— Ellen O'Sullivan (@Elle_OSullivan) December 31, 2016
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