A girl spent 3 months decorating every single page of a Bible for her boyfriend’s Christmas present
Monopoly has set up a helpline to help defuse family arguments over Christmas https://t.co/JnP1KXgpnf
— indy100 (@indy100) December 24, 2016
he matches his drink and shirt everyday pic.twitter.com/Rnh9BtfKvC
— chloe (@oldirtyfuckaroo) December 21, 2016
#BoxingDay pic.twitter.com/QojjldT7fA
— Colin Bloom (@Colin_Bloom) December 26, 2016
UKIP – We must return to Christian values
ARCHBISHOP – show love and compassion in a world awash with fear
UKIP – No, not those ones.— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) December 26, 2016
Slugs are twice as fast as snails.
— The QI Elves (@qikipedia) December 26, 2016
Monopoly rage over time. pic.twitter.com/KVEdd04iya
— innocent drinks (@innocent) December 26, 2016
George Michael worked anonymously at a homeless shelter I was volunteering at. I've never told anyone, he asked we didn't. That's who he was
— EMILYNE MONDO (@EmilyneMondo) December 26, 2016
Wouldn't it be lovely if death gave us a day's notice so giants like George Michael could see how much they were revered and adored.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) December 26, 2016
Boxing Day 2016 is all about the leftovers, turkey, ham and which much loved stars can make it through the next five days.
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) December 26, 2016
"The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God." #CSLewis | #MerryChristmas
— C. S. Lewis (@CSLewisDaily) December 26, 2016
Recycle your Christmass Tree pic.twitter.com/fZ2LvkFgz7
— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) December 26, 2016
Seems like Norman has just one bake off setting – alcohol #GBBOxmas
— Danny (@themanofdann) December 25, 2016
Someone find David Attenborough. Wrap him in bubble wrap. Put him somewhere safe until 2016 is over. #2016SodOff
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) December 27, 2016
Everyone talking as if everyone gonna gain immortality on 1st Jan 2017. Nah man, soz.
— jc (@jjjjoooonnnn) December 27, 2016
1. Watch @TheCrownNetflix
2. Google EVERYTHING
3. Graduate with a history degree
All in a day's work. 👑💁— Netflix UK & Ireland (@NetflixUK) December 27, 2016
The new Cadbury Heroes tubs open very noisily. Makes sneaky eating trickier (but not impossible) *sneaks tub into loo*
— Sarah Millican (@SarahMillican75) December 27, 2016
December 27th to-do list:
1. Be vertical (min. 2 hours)
2. Wear real clothes (min. 12 minutes)
3. Leave the house (min. 30 seconds)— innocent drinks (@innocent) December 27, 2016
No matter how long you have traveled in the wrong direction, you can always turn around.
— Nicky Gumbel (@nickygumbel) December 27, 2016
Let's rejoice at @RichardHammond homophobic banter. It's such an obvious publicity stunt that the show must be underperforming. Good news.
— glorafin (@glorafin) December 27, 2016
Richard Hammond thinks grown men who eat ice cream are gay. I think grown men who spend most of their lives fawning over cars are weird.
— Parveen Agnihotri (@Parveen_Comms) December 26, 2016
All I learn every Christmas is people's parents don't look anything like how I imagined.
— Matt Richardson (@MattRichardson3) December 26, 2016
Christianity's message of compassion for all fellow humans is a bit of a downer, says Nigel Farage. pic.twitter.com/GnClI1BxHZ
— Helen Lewis (@helenlewis) December 25, 2016
please honor carrie fisher's wishes and include in her obituaries that she "drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra." ❤️❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/Pj5sRsIvkz
— elisabeth (@threelisabeth) December 27, 2016
I'm really sorry everyone. This is so sad. I feel awful. #RIPCarrieFisher #sgtpepper2016 May the force be with 2017. pic.twitter.com/3HJM8mJPVQ
— christhebarker (@christhebarker) December 27, 2016
Christmas isn't over until all the chocolate in the house has been eaten.
— Tom Fletcher (@TomFletcher) December 28, 2016
I managed to miss that Victoria Beckham is getting an OBE. She should have had one 18 years ago for services to acting in Spiceworld.
— SnowBlake ❄️ (@blake2108) December 28, 2016
Couldn't put #postoffice debacle more succinctly than @PrivateEyeNews if I tried pic.twitter.com/AxLnpertxD
— Andy Davey (@DaveyCartoons) December 28, 2016
When you've got no friends at primary school and no one likes you or talks to you so you have to talk to yourself. https://t.co/2KYEdH3cWB
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) December 28, 2016
"The problem with the world is that the fools and fanatics are certain of themselves and the wise are full of doubts" – Bertrand Russell
— Marcus Chown (@marcuschown) December 27, 2016
This saved 2016. #GilmoreGirls pic.twitter.com/lpPRPSH3jk
— Gilmore Girls Daily (@TalkFastGilmore) December 27, 2016
Don't piss off the cat. pic.twitter.com/Yq1SJUtXIL
— The Darwin Awards (@AwardsDarwin) December 28, 2016
#WorstJobInFilm candle continuity person in a Harry Potter film.
— Richard Coles (@RevRichardColes) December 29, 2016
Charlie Sheen is not backing down from tweet asking 2016 to take Donald Trump next https://t.co/52YumL8LGf
— Metro (@MetroUK) December 29, 2016
Psychology exam, question 4b. Write 20,000 words on what 'love' means in this context. https://t.co/8dDMPBlrUc
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) December 31, 2016
2016: The year when it seemed like every celebrity died…except those predicted by National Enquirer. pic.twitter.com/oFExeTzxCm
— Ted Gioia (@tedgioia) December 30, 2016
"What's this we're watching?" – Translation: This is awful, please make it stop
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) December 30, 2016
Didn't exist in 2006:
iPhone
iPad
Kindle
4G
Uber
Airbnb
Android
Oculus
Spotify
Kickstarter
Snapchatvia @ValaAfshar
— Pixel Kicks (@Pixel_Kicks) December 30, 2016
My New Year's resolution is not to click on a single Daily Mail link, even to see how awful it is. @StopFundingHate
— Ellen O'Sullivan (@Elle_OSullivan) December 31, 2016
View this post on InstagramSneezing play-doh will always be funny.
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View this post on InstagramCorrect. Actual fringe baubles. Happy Christmas everyone. X
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