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Monopoly has set up a helpline to help defuse family arguments over Christmas https://t.co/JnP1KXgpnf

— indy100 (@indy100) December 24, 2016

he matches his drink and shirt everyday pic.twitter.com/Rnh9BtfKvC

— chloe (@oldirtyfuckaroo) December 21, 2016

#BoxingDay pic.twitter.com/QojjldT7fA

— Colin Bloom (@Colin_Bloom) December 26, 2016

UKIP – We must return to Christian values
ARCHBISHOP – show love and compassion in a world awash with fear
UKIP – No, not those ones.

— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) December 26, 2016

Slugs are twice as fast as snails.

— The QI Elves (@qikipedia) December 26, 2016

Monopoly rage over time. pic.twitter.com/KVEdd04iya

— innocent drinks (@innocent) December 26, 2016

George Michael worked anonymously at a homeless shelter I was volunteering at. I've never told anyone, he asked we didn't. That's who he was

— EMILYNE MONDO (@EmilyneMondo) December 26, 2016

Wouldn't it be lovely if death gave us a day's notice so giants like George Michael could see how much they were revered and adored.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) December 26, 2016

Boxing Day 2016 is all about the leftovers, turkey, ham and which much loved stars can make it through the next five days.

— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) December 26, 2016

"The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God." #CSLewis | #MerryChristmas

— C. S. Lewis (@CSLewisDaily) December 26, 2016

Recycle your Christmass Tree pic.twitter.com/fZ2LvkFgz7

— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) December 26, 2016

Seems like Norman has just one bake off setting – alcohol #GBBOxmas

— Danny (@themanofdann) December 25, 2016

Someone find David Attenborough. Wrap him in bubble wrap. Put him somewhere safe until 2016 is over. #2016SodOff

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) December 27, 2016

Everyone talking as if everyone gonna gain immortality on 1st Jan 2017. Nah man, soz.

— jc (@jjjjoooonnnn) December 27, 2016

1. Watch @TheCrownNetflix
2. Google EVERYTHING
3. Graduate with a history degree
All in a day's work. 👑💁

— Netflix UK & Ireland (@NetflixUK) December 27, 2016

The new Cadbury Heroes tubs open very noisily. Makes sneaky eating trickier (but not impossible) *sneaks tub into loo*

— Sarah Millican (@SarahMillican75) December 27, 2016

December 27th to-do list:
1. Be vertical (min. 2 hours)
2. Wear real clothes (min. 12 minutes)
3. Leave the house (min. 30 seconds)

— innocent drinks (@innocent) December 27, 2016

No matter how long you have traveled in the wrong direction, you can always turn around.

— Nicky Gumbel (@nickygumbel) December 27, 2016

Let's rejoice at @RichardHammond homophobic banter. It's such an obvious publicity stunt that the show must be underperforming. Good news.

— glorafin (@glorafin) December 27, 2016

Richard Hammond thinks grown men who eat ice cream are gay. I think grown men who spend most of their lives fawning over cars are weird.

— Parveen Agnihotri (@Parveen_Comms) December 26, 2016

All I learn every Christmas is people's parents don't look anything like how I imagined.

— Matt Richardson (@MattRichardson3) December 26, 2016

Christianity's message of compassion for all fellow humans is a bit of a downer, says Nigel Farage. pic.twitter.com/GnClI1BxHZ

— Helen Lewis (@helenlewis) December 25, 2016

please honor carrie fisher's wishes and include in her obituaries that she "drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra." ❤️❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/Pj5sRsIvkz

— elisabeth (@threelisabeth) December 27, 2016

I'm really sorry everyone. This is so sad. I feel awful. #RIPCarrieFisher #sgtpepper2016 May the force be with 2017. pic.twitter.com/3HJM8mJPVQ

— christhebarker (@christhebarker) December 27, 2016

Christmas isn't over until all the chocolate in the house has been eaten.

— Tom Fletcher (@TomFletcher) December 28, 2016

I managed to miss that Victoria Beckham is getting an OBE. She should have had one 18 years ago for services to acting in Spiceworld.

— SnowBlake ❄️ (@blake2108) December 28, 2016

Couldn't put #postoffice debacle more succinctly than @PrivateEyeNews if I tried pic.twitter.com/AxLnpertxD

— Andy Davey (@DaveyCartoons) December 28, 2016

When you've got no friends at primary school and no one likes you or talks to you so you have to talk to yourself. https://t.co/2KYEdH3cWB

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) December 28, 2016

"The problem with the world is that the fools and fanatics are certain of themselves and the wise are full of doubts" – Bertrand Russell

— Marcus Chown (@marcuschown) December 27, 2016

This saved 2016. #GilmoreGirls pic.twitter.com/lpPRPSH3jk

— Gilmore Girls Daily (@TalkFastGilmore) December 27, 2016

Don't piss off the cat. pic.twitter.com/Yq1SJUtXIL

— The Darwin Awards (@AwardsDarwin) December 28, 2016

#WorstJobInFilm candle continuity person in a Harry Potter film.

— Richard Coles (@RevRichardColes) December 29, 2016

Charlie Sheen is not backing down from tweet asking 2016 to take Donald Trump next https://t.co/52YumL8LGf

— Metro (@MetroUK) December 29, 2016

Psychology exam, question 4b. Write 20,000 words on what 'love' means in this context. https://t.co/8dDMPBlrUc

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) December 31, 2016

2016: The year when it seemed like every celebrity died…except those predicted by National Enquirer. pic.twitter.com/oFExeTzxCm

— Ted Gioia (@tedgioia) December 30, 2016

"What's this we're watching?" – Translation: This is awful, please make it stop

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) December 30, 2016

Didn't exist in 2006:

iPhone
iPad
Kindle
4G
Uber
Airbnb
Android
Oculus
Spotify
Kickstarter
Instagram
Snapchat
WhatsApp

via @ValaAfshar

— Pixel Kicks (@Pixel_Kicks) December 30, 2016

My New Year's resolution is not to click on a single Daily Mail link, even to see how awful it is. @StopFundingHate

— Ellen O'Sullivan (@Elle_OSullivan) December 31, 2016