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I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me.

— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) May 17, 2014

Injuries as a kid:

fouled on a layup

fell off trampoline

pulled muscle running

Injuries as an adult:

slept wrong

sat too long

coughed

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 18, 2016

#recap You might need to look at the picture twice but this kid has worked out a way to watch his iPad hands-freehttps://t.co/5BkYGXovX0 pic.twitter.com/mWh5nZu6VK

— The Poke (@ThePoke) January 15, 2017

Peacock cake for my friend Priya's birthday. Drawn free-hand with royal icing. Will blog decorating tips later tonight #sundaybaking pic.twitter.com/2XzG0SBwTn

— Richard Burr (@RichardPBurr) January 15, 2017

Starbucks is hiring squid popes. pic.twitter.com/DfTs2Ku1xA

— Daniel Ralston (@danielralston) January 17, 2017

Today is #BlueMonday, the most depressing day of the year. Thankfully, it isn't real and was just invented by someone in marketing.

— innocent drinks (@innocent) January 16, 2017

At the end of the Christmas season, the elephants at the Schrönbrunn Zoo are given the Christmas trees as a treat. (Photo: Norbert Potensky) pic.twitter.com/8R78LX1b1o

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) January 15, 2017

Wats-on tonight?#Sherlock

— Dr Krish Kandiah OBE (@krishk) January 15, 2017

Guys, I think I've solved the Trump problem. If he becomes President, hide the nuclear codes inside a book. He'll never find them. Sorted.

— Bethan Gorman (@Mrs_Gorman) July 26, 2016

My cartoon – Truth vs Post-Truth#Brexit #Trump #r4Today pic.twitter.com/uPeaokus2z

— Martin Shovel (@MartinShovel) December 10, 2016

It's been the honor of my life to serve you. You made me a better leader and a better man.

— President Obama (@POTUS44) January 20, 2017

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— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) January 20, 2017

I can do no better than this prayer from a 7 yr old:

"Dear God, please help Donald Trump to make good choices. Amen."#TrumpInauguration

— Ruth Harley (@ruth_hw) January 20, 2017

"Did you get a chance to read my email?"

No, you sent it at 3am and I haven't sat down yet

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) January 20, 2017

Some animals are penguins. Some animals are not penguins. This educational GIF will teach you the difference #PenguinAwarenessDay pic.twitter.com/xxs3yTHhLw

— innocent drinks (@innocent) January 20, 2017

It's everybody's favourite day, #PenguinAwarenessDay! So it's important to know your penguins. Spot them too https://t.co/zDq02NNos0 pic.twitter.com/KpsHt6BdGr

— The Royal Society (@royalsociety) January 20, 2017

It's #NationalHuggingDay. Some people are going to say it's a sham, but we've decided to embrace it.

— innocent drinks (@innocent) January 21, 2017