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"I might pop down later, I'll see how I feel" – Translation: I'll 100% be in bed

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) January 29, 2017

Trump’s first week. Like the most terrifying version of Craig David’s 7 Days imaginable. pic.twitter.com/ABn7tuPuZs

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) January 29, 2017

To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith. Diversity is our strength #WelcomeToCanada

— Justin Trudeau (@JustinTrudeau) January 28, 2017

The 1939 Marital Rating Scale. Try your luck… #marriage pic.twitter.com/GrqPhXA3Ao

— Pulp Librarian (@PulpLibrarian) December 13, 2016

I've been locked inside during the Trump protest – not because of my safety; they're worried I'd join in. #StandUpToTrump

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) January 30, 2017

Homemade fortune cookies are being passed around the office to celebrate Chinese New Year. They're incredibly wise. pic.twitter.com/VFCLz899nK

— innocent drinks (@innocent) January 30, 2017

MAKE a fortune over the next four years by starting up a placard making company.

— 𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 (@TwopTwips) January 29, 2017

"When a foreigner lives in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your nativeborn" (Lev 19:33)

— Pete Greig (@PeteGreig) January 29, 2017

1/This made me smile 😊 #DowningStreet tonight pic.twitter.com/CkEJPcMxzi

— Annie Caird 🌻 (@AnnieCaird) January 30, 2017

See yesterday's tweet: https://t.co/F10RmDo41U

— innocent drinks (@innocent) February 1, 2017

There are more people in slavery today than in the entire country of Canada. pic.twitter.com/vJ05w4BR72

— International Justice Mission (@IJM) February 1, 2017

In Iceland from 1966 to 1987 the airing of TV was banned on a Thursday, to encourage residents to get out and socialize more.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) February 2, 2017

As I've said many times before, the way to dismantle/privatise a service is to run it into the ground, then declare it not fit for purpose. https://t.co/rZEaju7QeA

— Auntie Malorie (@malorieblackman) February 1, 2017

SAVE your breath and other people's time by not saying any sentence that starts "Needless to say…"
(via @DanHobson_)

— 𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 (@TwopTwips) February 2, 2017

Read platform number
Hear platform number
Walk to that platform
Re-read platform number
Get on train at platform
Worry you're on wrong train

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) February 2, 2017