New ways to create moral outrage in church
So Donald Trump can shut out immigrants overnight but Obama couldn't do anything about gun control in 8 years. I do not understand America.
— jc (@jjjjoooonnnn) January 29, 2017
"I might pop down later, I'll see how I feel" – Translation: I'll 100% be in bed
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) January 29, 2017
Trump’s first week. Like the most terrifying version of Craig David’s 7 Days imaginable. pic.twitter.com/ABn7tuPuZs
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) January 29, 2017
Back when Pence had a soul https://t.co/mtYFi8aMjP
— Alana W (@alanawiens) January 28, 2017
For the monks of @UnvirtuousAbbey , we give thanks. pic.twitter.com/HE5gl9iVR0
— Dominic J. Mejia (@domisbreathing) January 28, 2017
To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith. Diversity is our strength #WelcomeToCanada
— Justin Trudeau (@JustinTrudeau) January 28, 2017
The 1939 Marital Rating Scale. Try your luck… #marriage pic.twitter.com/GrqPhXA3Ao
— Pulp Librarian (@PulpLibrarian) December 13, 2016
I've been locked inside during the Trump protest – not because of my safety; they're worried I'd join in. #StandUpToTrump
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) January 30, 2017
Homemade fortune cookies are being passed around the office to celebrate Chinese New Year. They're incredibly wise. pic.twitter.com/VFCLz899nK
— innocent drinks (@innocent) January 30, 2017
Indeed. pic.twitter.com/r60apTRVdd
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) January 30, 2017
MAKE a fortune over the next four years by starting up a placard making company.
— Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) January 29, 2017
NO NO NO!!! This isnt about exemption, this is about collective resistance! Christ, look what Brexit has done to us… I am so ashamed. https://t.co/QUMZ1blTyE
— Victoria Sadler (@VictoriaJSadler) January 29, 2017
"When a foreigner lives in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your nativeborn" (Lev 19:33)
— Pete Greig (@PeteGreig) January 29, 2017
1/This made me smile 😊 #DowningStreet tonight pic.twitter.com/CkEJPcMxzi
— Annie Caird (@AnnieCaird) January 30, 2017
See yesterday's tweet: https://t.co/F10RmDo41U
— innocent drinks (@innocent) February 1, 2017
There are more people in slavery today than in the entire country of Canada. pic.twitter.com/vJ05w4BR72
— Intl Justice Mission (@IJM) February 1, 2017
In Iceland from 1966 to 1987 the airing of TV was banned on a Thursday, to encourage residents to get out and socialize more.
— The QI Elves (@qikipedia) February 2, 2017
As I've said many times before, the way to dismantle/privatise a service is to run it into the ground, then declare it not fit for purpose. https://t.co/rZEaju7QeA
— Malorie Blackman (@malorieblackman) February 1, 2017
SAVE your breath and other people's time by not saying any sentence that starts "Needless to say…"
(via @DanHobson_)— Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) February 2, 2017
Read platform number
Hear platform number
Walk to that platform
Re-read platform number
Get on train at platform
Worry you're on wrong train— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) February 2, 2017
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