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Geologists said to be concerned as the hole Sean Spicer is digging himself into is hours away from reaching the Earth’s core.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) April 12, 2017

This list of reasons women were admitted to a mental asylum in 1864 includes ‘reading a book’https://t.co/dfyxhoiqf0 pic.twitter.com/lzxfMu0zqd

— The Poke (@ThePoke) April 11, 2017

Pepsi: we're having the worst week

United: I don't know, it's pretty bad over here

Sean Spicer: LOL hold my beer!

— RINO Pundit (@RINOPundit) April 11, 2017

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— Viz Comic (@vizcomic) April 10, 2017

This IKEA has a “Relationship Saving Station”https://t.co/tNy0rmD2lW pic.twitter.com/w75L5OXZeK

— The Poke (@ThePoke) April 10, 2017

That time when God took an ordinary week &loved in an extraordinary way,to change the World,smash death &show what love really is #HolyWeek

— Fr Frankie Mulgrew 🇺🇦 (@FatherFrankie) April 9, 2017

We have First Class, Business Class, and No Class #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

— W.T. Martyn (@wtmartyn2) April 11, 2017

This is what you call insightful, timely and clever marketing. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/SrscgTKVFT

— Snober Abbasi (@snobers) April 11, 2017

May the odds be in your favor, @united passengers.#united pic.twitter.com/XhgLCO8xNn

— Ting Ik Hon (@tingikhon) April 11, 2017

In about a ten-minute span, Sean Spicer managed to: pic.twitter.com/01GC6Gw2AN

— Nicole Hemmer (@pastpunditry) April 11, 2017

Avoid employing unlucky people by throwing away half the applications

— Fred Cox (@mcfedr) April 14, 2017

Magnificent moment on @theJeremyVine today. A gnome museum had all its gnomes smashed. Vine asked the owner if they all had names… 1/2

— Mark Wallace (@wallaceme) April 13, 2017

…the guy said to @theJeremyVine "there's a lot, so we don't have time to learn all their names". Not name them. Learn their names. 2/2

— Mark Wallace (@wallaceme) April 13, 2017

What would be the most disappointing Easter egg? Topic right?

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) April 13, 2017

Holy Week Day 4
If I just had one last meal, I wouldn't spend it with a person I knew would betray me. Love does.

— Bob Goff (@bobgoff) April 13, 2017

McVitie’s have confirmed that the chocolate is actually on the bottom of their biscuits, not the top https://t.co/yLmL6CIQvS

— Metro (@MetroUK) April 13, 2017

#recap This Twitter project to hunt down the source photos for the Sgt Pepper cover is fascinating #SgtPepperPhotoshttps://t.co/ajaNENEA5b pic.twitter.com/tJbaUlY7L5

— The Poke (@ThePoke) April 15, 2017

Really enjoying this time-travel thriller, where a man stuck in 2013 tweets desperate warnings to his 2017 self, who has become President. https://t.co/JQZAFN0Thh

— Julian Gough is writing The Egg & the Rock 🥚/🪨 (@juliangough) April 14, 2017