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Items that are CHEAPER when buy from the BABY aisle of the same shop: https://t.co/ILt0QRNA8E pic.twitter.com/5RACXAch8J

— MoneySavingExpert Deals (@MSE_Deals) May 8, 2017

SAVE TIME when saying ‘www.’ simply by saying ’World Wide Web’

(via @LoveSpanner)

— 𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 (@TwopTwips) May 7, 2017

A Monster Raving Loony candidate (249 first preferences) beat both the Greens (232) and Lib Dems (204) in Glenrothes North. Old school.

— Marco Biagi (@MarcoGBiagi) May 7, 2017

Mum taught me never to talk to strangers. Which is making this first date very awkward.

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) May 7, 2017

Piers, have a drink and a seat, I have some bad news for you https://t.co/5RnlZIURCz

— Gav (Miracle Of Sound) (@miracleofsound) May 6, 2017

Makes sense. UKIP with zero MPs get an interview while the Greens with 1 MP get no interview.
That's numberwang!https://t.co/PWUnBHWPOm

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) May 8, 2017

'Opportunity is missed by most people because it comes dressed up in overalls and looks like work.'

Thomas Edison.

— Steve Chalke (@SteveChalke) May 9, 2017

Google is USELESShttps://t.co/gR9KjK6FvY pic.twitter.com/yRLZE3vGfS

— The Poke (@ThePoke) May 9, 2017

How the Daily Mail reacts differently when Ed Miliband and Theresa May propose the same thing https://t.co/0sVhUspilh pic.twitter.com/bxHVH0kDsa

— The Poke (@ThePoke) May 9, 2017

Each local municipality in Japan has its own unique manhole cover design. pic.twitter.com/P7hBqDBTO6

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) May 9, 2017

FUN GAME: Find kid on bus that looks a bit like you. Convince them you're their future self. Utter a vague, but terrifying warning. Leave.

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) May 9, 2017

It’s the House Of Cards writers I feel sorry for. Whatever they’ve put in the new season will seem like the Teletubbies after this. #Comey

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) May 9, 2017

Donald Trump fires man investigating Donald Trump #FBIDirector #COMEY https://t.co/muDSXNPMBD pic.twitter.com/onD10kZ303

— The Poke (@ThePoke) May 10, 2017

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. – ROALD DAHL

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) May 10, 2017

The total number of candidates for #GE17 pic.twitter.com/NpMlpmUG3f

— PA Media (@PA) May 12, 2017

The number of candidates in UK General Elections since 1979 #GE2017 pic.twitter.com/niAViU5Orw

— PA Media (@PA) May 12, 2017

Our digital team haven't yet been on the “how to sell the show online“ course @gregjames @MattEdmondson
(via @islandniles) pic.twitter.com/m3CoosBdZS

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) May 12, 2017

1928 vs 2016. Gymnastics then and now. 😱 pic.twitter.com/Bwuh6oL09e

— The Olympic Games (@Olympics) May 12, 2017

Man admits his representatives give out fake news 6 minutes after condemning fake news. pic.twitter.com/waOD4AcxsP

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) May 12, 2017

"Comey is a showboater" says man who has golden throne in golden room in a tower he's named after himself.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) May 12, 2017

And when this jerk has to be scraped off the front of a train, the poor driver needs counselling for years. https://t.co/LDlm2nLFRU

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) May 11, 2017

“Labour’s manifesto will drag us back to the 1970s” says party that’s trying to drag us back to the 1950s.

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) May 11, 2017

Main reason Tory manifesto wasn't leaked is because it just says 'strong & stable' 400x followed by some pics of dead foxes #LabourManifesto

— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) May 10, 2017

The things you see in New York City. Melissa McCarthy riding Sean Spicer's podium through Midtown #SNL pic.twitter.com/BEorGZ15yS

— Donie O'Sullivan (@donie) May 12, 2017

If you check the numberplate, Theresa May is now touring the country in last year's "Remain" bus. pic.twitter.com/TV2DE2VyZo

— dan barker (@danbarker) May 12, 2017

Oxfam shop in Swansea. pic.twitter.com/PcUC0Sd70g

— Linda Nathan 💙 (@lindajnathan) May 11, 2017