Vote for a Gilmore Girls Lego set!
Kids pelted Ofsted inspectors with food.
200 cotton buds = £1.10
200 cotton buds = 55pItems that are CHEAPER when buy from the BABY aisle of the same shop: https://t.co/ILt0QRNA8E pic.twitter.com/5RACXAch8J
— MSE_Deals (@MSE_Deals) May 8, 2017
SAVE TIME when saying ‘www.’ simply by saying ’World Wide Web’
(via @LoveSpanner)
— Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) May 7, 2017
A Monster Raving Loony candidate (249 first preferences) beat both the Greens (232) and Lib Dems (204) in Glenrothes North. Old school.
— Marco Biagi (@MarcoGBiagi) May 7, 2017
Mum taught me never to talk to strangers. Which is making this first date very awkward.
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) May 7, 2017
Piers, have a drink and a seat, I have some bad news for you https://t.co/5RnlZIURCz
— Gav (@miracleofsound) May 6, 2017
my flatmate has just peaked pic.twitter.com/ZInx8T0u1R
— emily holt (@em__holt) May 7, 2017
Makes sense. UKIP with zero MPs get an interview while the Greens with 1 MP get no interview.
That's numberwang!https://t.co/PWUnBHWPOm— David Schneider (@davidschneider) May 8, 2017
'Opportunity is missed by most people because it comes dressed up in overalls and looks like work.'
Thomas Edison.
— Steve Chalke (@SteveChalke) May 9, 2017
I find that to get over any spell of anxiety there has to be a patch where you do the impossible, and stop being anxious ABOUT the anxiety.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) May 9, 2017
Google is USELESShttps://t.co/gR9KjK6FvY pic.twitter.com/yRLZE3vGfS
— The Poke (@ThePoke) May 9, 2017
How the Daily Mail reacts differently when Ed Miliband and Theresa May propose the same thing https://t.co/0sVhUspilh pic.twitter.com/bxHVH0kDsa
— The Poke (@ThePoke) May 9, 2017
Each local municipality in Japan has its own unique manhole cover design. pic.twitter.com/P7hBqDBTO6
— The QI Elves (@qikipedia) May 9, 2017
FUN GAME: Find kid on bus that looks a bit like you. Convince them you're their future self. Utter a vague, but terrifying warning. Leave.
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) May 9, 2017
It’s the House Of Cards writers I feel sorry for. Whatever they’ve put in the new season will seem like the Teletubbies after this. #Comey
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) May 9, 2017
Donald Trump fires man investigating Donald Trump #FBIDirector #COMEY https://t.co/muDSXNPMBD pic.twitter.com/onD10kZ303
— The Poke (@ThePoke) May 10, 2017
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. – ROALD DAHL
— The QI Elves (@qikipedia) May 10, 2017
The total number of candidates for #GE17 pic.twitter.com/NpMlpmUG3f
— Press Association (@PA) May 12, 2017
The number of candidates in UK General Elections since 1979 #GE2017 pic.twitter.com/niAViU5Orw
— Press Association (@PA) May 12, 2017
Our digital team haven't yet been on the “how to sell the show online“ course @gregjames @MattEdmondson
(via @islandniles) pic.twitter.com/m3CoosBdZS— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) May 12, 2017
1928 vs 2016. Gymnastics then and now. 😱 pic.twitter.com/Bwuh6oL09e
— Olympics (@Olympics) May 12, 2017
Man admits his representatives give out fake news 6 minutes after condemning fake news. pic.twitter.com/waOD4AcxsP
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) May 12, 2017
"Comey is a showboater" says man who has golden throne in golden room in a tower he's named after himself.
— HaveIGotNewsForYou (@haveigotnews) May 12, 2017
And when this jerk has to be scraped off the front of a train, the poor driver needs counselling for years. pic.twitter.com/LDlm2nLFRU
— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) May 11, 2017
“Labour’s manifesto will drag us back to the 1970s” says party that’s trying to drag us back to the 1950s.
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) May 11, 2017
If anyone believes nationalising the railways wouldn't be a good idea, may I suggest they get a Southern Rail train from Brighton to London.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) May 10, 2017
Main reason Tory manifesto wasn't leaked is because it just says 'strong & stable' 400x followed by some pics of dead foxes #LabourManifesto
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) May 10, 2017
I wonder how they found Dr Brown. 😂 pic.twitter.com/Av9503bvZn
— Darwin Award 🔞 (@AwardsDarwin) May 10, 2017
The things you see in New York City. Melissa McCarthy riding Sean Spicer's podium through Midtown #SNL pic.twitter.com/BEorGZ15yS
— Donie O'Sullivan (@donie) May 12, 2017
If you check the numberplate, Theresa May is now touring the country in last year's "Remain" bus. pic.twitter.com/TV2DE2VyZo
— dan barker (@danbarker) May 12, 2017
Oxfam shop in Swansea. pic.twitter.com/PcUC0Sd70g
— Linda Nathan (@lindajnathan) May 11, 2017
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