Explaining pagers to today’s children
My kids made a freestanding ring out of Pringles using only the laws of physics to hold it together. Take that, internet! pic.twitter.com/4QVmWyi466
— Elliot Blake (@elliotblake) July 21, 2017
The supermarket… absolute nightmare. #VeryBritishProblems @Telegraph pic.twitter.com/nWlM1bgZ4n
— Rob Temple (@RobTemple101) July 24, 2017
Yoga mystery solved – this is what the 'downward dog' is forhttps://t.co/nuinYx6OIQ pic.twitter.com/0ADtsuovel
— The Poke (@ThePoke) July 24, 2017
I'm not sure that's the correct use of heavy machinery. pic.twitter.com/laGbBF6FRg
— Work Safety Fails (@FailsWork) July 24, 2017
Man in pink shirt: “I'm doing a citizens arrest on you.”
Woman: “HE’S ELEVEN.”
Me: 😂😂😂pic.twitter.com/TPOxsa2kKj— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) July 23, 2017
Amazing. RT @theJeremyVine: This is how fast a phone can go. You won't even see it first time. pic.twitter.com/KU1Jqvr9ck
(via @JohnFacer2)— Jojo Moyes (@jojomoyes) July 23, 2017
Amazing Chart: The World as 100 People Over the Last Two Centuries pic.twitter.com/78vGc377T0
— Mark J. Perry (@Mark_J_Perry) July 23, 2017
Don't even get me started on 'scones'.
— cluedont (@cluedont) July 29, 2017
"Father and Sun" 🙂 pic.twitter.com/kvRfA3c9pF
— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) July 28, 2017
Well played, Private Eye pic.twitter.com/xI1JRcAz6w
— Rosamund Urwin (@RosamundUrwin) July 28, 2017
Sometimes when I don't know what to do I'll get this out my pocket & pretend it knows the answer. pic.twitter.com/8MIpxHw0hC
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) July 17, 2017
We’re paying the Tampon Tax so you don’t have to. Watch how we let our customers know. #TescoTamponTaxoff pic.twitter.com/0FC6B2V3yE
— Tesco (@Tesco) July 28, 2017
I love the word 'squirk', a half-suppressed laugh. Almost as much as 'kench' – an inadvertently loud one.
— Susie Dent (@susie_dent) July 28, 2017
Is Neil from Art Attack Banksy?
— Chris Stark (@Chris_Stark) July 27, 2017
"Chocolate bars now seem smaller, because you are fatter". Great headline on #TheMashReport
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) July 27, 2017
Over a year after the referendum and 4 months after Art50, the Govt decides to find out what the consequences are. https://t.co/rrQ8Pb2roA
— Steve Bullock (@GuitarMoog) July 26, 2017
My new t-shirt… pic.twitter.com/KV67eNR8aF
— Stephen Fry (@stephenfry) July 28, 2017
The paperclip ❤ ❤