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Critics want you to know The Emoji Movie is terrible. In other news, water is wet. https://t.co/yQCBR0Jb2L pic.twitter.com/ZgM2CezaLL

— i newspaper (@theipaper) July 31, 2017

Who ever would have thought that putting a man with no comms experience in the most important comms job in the world might backfire? https://t.co/k0hv8kF3yw

— Palmerston the Cat (@PalmerstonFOCat) July 31, 2017

Happy "Can-You-Believe-It's-August-Already?" Eve.

— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 31, 2017

Someone once said to me, when I was moaning about my wrinkles, that age is an honour. Her son had died in his 30s. Will always remember. x

— Alice Peterson (@AlicePeterson1) July 30, 2017

Pretty sure I'm not going to read anything better today than this thread.https://t.co/0gGIyQRgIK

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) July 30, 2017

.@realDonaldTrump tweets from the past have all come back to haunt him; they're like Hallmark cards: one for every occasion pic.twitter.com/dw2KN2QGyX

— West Wing Report (@WestWingReport) July 30, 2017

Only if everyone crowdfunds it. https://t.co/lfDyjt944f

— Armando Iannucci (@Aiannucci) July 30, 2017

Word of the day: DYSANIA – the state of finding it hard to get out of bed in the morning (photo: Jacinta Moore.) pic.twitter.com/FazKgB8UvF

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) July 30, 2017

Trump says only those who speak proper English should be allowed into the US, which ironically rules him out bigly.

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) August 3, 2017

Mary?
MARY? https://t.co/ezoz4I2NKx

— innocent drinks (@innocent) August 3, 2017

The Duke of Edinburgh – a true role model for us all, inasmuch as we'll all now have to wait till we're 96 to retire.

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) August 2, 2017

This is a very endearing and relatable anecdote: pic.twitter.com/jkPYgZ53QE

— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) August 2, 2017

By law, buskers in Dublin ‘must have a sufficient repertoire to play without repetition for at least 30 minutes’.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) August 2, 2017

Help! I'm down to be Trump's communication director between 3-4pm on November 9th but I'm not free. Can anyone swap shifts with me?

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) August 1, 2017

I travel 100+ days a year to speak. By staying in homes instead of hotels, we save nearly $25,000 each year. Thank you to all the hosts!

— Shane Claiborne (@ShaneClaiborne) July 31, 2017

Another advantage of old-style books over Kindle — they survive being accidentally dropped into the bath pic.twitter.com/Yg58TiL7Jr

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) August 5, 2017

This story from @BBCNews is a Two Ronnies gag going begging. #SiftingThroughTheEvidence pic.twitter.com/hd27dQWRaU

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) August 5, 2017