Why Rachel should have ended up with Joey.
How to use a plane ticket to get a free meal every day.
I've long said bigotry & stupidity are two peas in a pod
And this is just a hilariously perfect response to bigotry pic.twitter.com/JnyhvRtnMm
— Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@MuslimIQ) January 12, 2016
Whoever looks after the league tables for Google either loves Bournemouth or hates the alphabet. pic.twitter.com/bjkDqJxDYi
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) August 6, 2017
She's not happy: she's stupid. pic.twitter.com/8aZH9yUxeQ
— Sometimes Angry (@sometimes_angry) August 27, 2016
.@BBCSimonMcCoy providing all the enthusiasm this story about surfing dogs deserves. pic.twitter.com/FsG8TOj5iF
— Chris Gray (@ChrisGSGray) August 7, 2017
Breaking news: pic.twitter.com/YdGWXaahsG
— Crap Local News (@CrapLocalNews) August 7, 2017
My favourite subset of internet video is dogs that think their owners are drowning and this one is gold pic.twitter.com/Yiv2MMZHFt
— Alan White (@aljwhite) August 6, 2017
#recap A pilot had to spend 17 hours testing a new engine, so he did thishttps://t.co/qK92vwStWs pic.twitter.com/i7pRFHkN5f
— The Poke (@ThePoke) August 6, 2017
A good lesson here kids; life ain't a fairytale and sometimes the cheating, drug addled egotist wins #London2017
— Fergus Butler-Gallie (@_F_B_G_) August 5, 2017
USAIN BOLT
it is hard to think
there'll ever be
a better sprinterhe runs out faster
than the toner
that's in my printer— Brian Bilston (@brian_bilston) August 5, 2017
The 1st BBC weather forecast, 1949. They might just have well kept that screen up forever and saved money. pic.twitter.com/4pLPuIO1Sq
— Christopher Fowler (@Peculiar) August 5, 2017
GOOD STUFF HAPPENING IN THE WORLD ALERT: the world’s first floating wind farm is coming to Scotland https://t.co/6qigdQmYLx
— innocent drinks (@innocent) August 8, 2017
For me anxiety at its heart is a compulsion to be 'ready' by mentally rehearsing every worst case scenario, all the time. It's a joy theif.
— Emily Leary (@AMummyToo) August 8, 2017
Poetry is
just –
a sentence;
having a
nervous
breakdown.— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) August 8, 2017
As it’s #InternationalCatDay here, again, is my favourite guilty cat gif. pic.twitter.com/J3gu11N9wt
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) August 8, 2017
Watching Dunkirk yesterday, I was struck by how much it was a film about the proper management of queues. A truly British war movie.
— Alastair Roberts (@zugzwanged) August 7, 2017
Sometimes you just want to take your teddy bear into the pool and drift away from all your problems pic.twitter.com/AvJI49tHaz
— ANGELA (@ANGELA_Gammy) August 6, 2017
Can't help but think the fact the world's never seen it before is the reason the world's still here? https://t.co/63SXewxD0N
— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) August 8, 2017
It is a genuinely odd feeling to be relying on Kim Jong-Un to be the mature one.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) August 11, 2017
Have you done something at work which has required a sign to be put up? Something along these lines…? Tweet me! pic.twitter.com/DsH5HUaKLj
— Matt Edmondson (@MattEdmondson) August 11, 2017
Trump's National Security briefings should all be fictional countries, he'll never know & that way we'll only end up nuking Narnia & Agrabar
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) August 4, 2016
Proofreading this book couldn't have been that hard?! pic.twitter.com/9RMYwdVFqd
— Daniel (@DannyDutch) August 10, 2017
The difference between Kim Jong-Un and Donald Trump is that PEOPLE VOTED FOR DONALD TRUMP. The utter lunatics.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) August 10, 2017
Kids with August birthdays, I appreciate now you probably hate being youngest in the year but you'll love it when you're last to turn 40.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) August 9, 2017
Couldn't find mobile.
Rang mobile to try and locate it.
Found mobile.
Thought 'Ooh, a missed call'
Yes, from me. Idiot.
Every. Single. Time.— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) August 9, 2017
Direct sunlight: that helpful friend who points out all the spots you missed shaving
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 9, 2017
Well played, Banksy. Well played. pic.twitter.com/FvkdAY2YfW
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) August 9, 2017
Beach body ready #britishsummertime pic.twitter.com/xe2TGDr4h1
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) August 9, 2017
Time to settle the debate. Who was the worst, most irritating character in 'Friends'?
— Richard 🌈 (@_L_M_C_) August 9, 2017
! Chumbawamba 3:16 https://t.co/7MFMzyl095
— Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon) August 9, 2017
There is a good chance that at some point Trump grew a heart, went back in time, and used his twitter to warn us from the past https://t.co/C5zwbPn8PT
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) August 8, 2017
I can track my menstrual cycle by how annoyed I am by the people who play the pianos in train stations
— Rebecca Lucy Taylor (@RLT___) August 9, 2017
I’m really not enjoying the season finale of planet Earth. #Trump
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) August 8, 2017
Millennial: your generation got houses and jobs
Boomer: yes but we lived with constant fear of nuclear winter
Millennial: hold my avocado
— Ken Norton (@kennethn) August 8, 2017
Loving Hero the Hedgehog at the World championships athletics London pic.twitter.com/PkDyuCbM9f
— Sonia (@SoniaevansSonia) August 9, 2017
Loving Hero the Hedgehog almost more than the Athletics! pic.twitter.com/lG3RCnJaFl
— James Wood (@James_Wood78) August 9, 2017
Hero the Hedgehog is cracking me up tonight. 😂😂 Almost as entertaining as the athletics. #London2017 #WorldAthleticsChampionships #Hero pic.twitter.com/Lvmwhv6Imf
— Nina Massey (@ninamasseyPA) August 8, 2017
The only hope we have is that the nuclear codes require correct grammar and punctuation.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) August 11, 2017
Slightly concerned that all the columnists saying Trump wouldn't start a nuclear war are the same ones who said he wouldn't be President.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) August 11, 2017
"Is prayer your steering wheel or your spare tire?" – Corrie ten Boom #Pray365 #prayer
— Youth for Christ (@Youth4Christ) August 11, 2017
One of most controversial graphics I've seen. From Adam Higgins in real meal deal talk on FB. Don't hate me man, I think this messed up too pic.twitter.com/N7hjNMv4gK
— Felicity Morse (@FelicityMorse) August 11, 2017
Life in a nutshell. pic.twitter.com/losIRVTMmS
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) August 12, 2017
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