As hurricane hit, Trump tweeted about Mexico paying for the wall.
Mexico's response:
Nope. But we'd be glad to help the victims of Harvey. pic.twitter.com/hdpwZIswWg— Shane Claiborne (@ShaneClaiborne) August 28, 2017
Sorry @BritishBakeOff fans but @NoelFielding11 is a twisted cake murderer. Who does your background checks @channel4? #GBBO #Taskmaster pic.twitter.com/Myeig3DDiX
— Dave (@davechannel) August 29, 2017
About to try on clothes that I bought online. Much more fun than in a shop. If they're too small, I can stop midway through for a biscuit.
— Sarah Millican (@SarahMillican75) August 29, 2017
"I am too conservative for liberals
and too liberal for conservatives."
– Every Christian following the whole Jesus— Scott Sauls (@scottsauls) August 29, 2017
ANXIETY RIDDLE
How do you not worry about an illness whose main symptom is worrying about an illness?
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) August 28, 2017
Draw a line between the Earth and Venus and let them run for 8 years and it creates this… pic.twitter.com/Et5Jp4UDcv
— Mark Doczy (@MarkDoczy) August 28, 2017
Brilliant. 👏🏻 pic.twitter.com/pJxhsoYq7k
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) August 27, 2017
So near yet so far. pic.twitter.com/TqifXGJD5y
— Darwin Award 🔞 (@AwardsDarwin) August 27, 2017
#recap This hardware store owner has got it all worked outhttps://t.co/QMRoah38U1 pic.twitter.com/fOIEJjgctU
— The Poke (@ThePoke) August 27, 2017
Shot, chaser, etc. pic.twitter.com/FukubUlj7J
— Jamelle Bouie (@jbouie) August 27, 2017
#recap This pub landlord has HAD IT with being polite to his neighbourshttps://t.co/zbPCTnNbAL pic.twitter.com/mpwOl3T5Dv
— The Poke (@ThePoke) August 27, 2017
A blue whale can swallow half a million calories in a single mouthful.
— The QI Elves (@qikipedia) August 27, 2017
Charmin or couture? It's hard to tell pic.twitter.com/cQ6OW7ey8o
— Mashable (@mashable) August 27, 2017
A circle of dots, but every dot alone is just moving in a straight line. pic.twitter.com/nzbpjfVT4A
— Science (@scienmag) August 27, 2017
What was your first clue that this Texas trip was to be nothing more than a fake, useless photo op? Was it Melania's six-inch spike heels? pic.twitter.com/vUXivDDvLV
— (((Jeff Tiedrich))) (@jefftiedrich) August 29, 2017
Loaf is a rollercoaster. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/hdtTZ6DS7q
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) August 29, 2017
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