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'I didn't go to religion to make me feel happy. I always knew a bottle of Port would do that…'
CS Lewis pic.twitter.com/tQr6ZEVPeY
— Steve Chalke (@SteveChalke) September 16, 2017
Things that mean "yes"
-Oh go on then
-If you're having one
-I mustn't really
-If we have to
-It's not for me to say
-It'll have to be quick— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) September 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/908725274640109569
What can I say?
pic.twitter.com/9Z0YZxkWDI— Finty williams (@finty_williams) September 14, 2017
Classic British response to an emergency & major incident: "I'll put the kettle on". Compassion and Communities come together #parsonsgreen pic.twitter.com/JTip11QHW0
— Jan Ståhlberg (@innov8_dk) September 15, 2017
buying iPhone X in europe? why not add a free weekend trip to NYC pic.twitter.com/K3IbdF4WNL
— juan (@juanbuis) September 13, 2017
i just found out that the division symbol (÷) is just a blank fraction with dots replacing the numerator and denominator. oh my god.
— abdul 🌌📷 (@Advil) September 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/derwinmcgeary/status/907284467672371201
Took @keviclifton home to meet @LeeCormack. Here they are contemplating if the Strictly curse will strike me this year. pic.twitter.com/ndFOqn35kw
— Susan Calman (@SusanCalman) September 11, 2017
BREAKING: The world's problems will not be solved by arguing with strangers on Twitter. We'll update you when we have more on this story.
— Channel 4 (@Channel4) September 13, 2017
Roald Dahl, who was born #OnThisDay 1916, displayed a rather scrumdiddlyumptious memory about all things chocolate in 1989. #RoaldDahlDay pic.twitter.com/6rzIHTAfmM
— BBC Archive (@BBCArchive) September 13, 2017
The Path of Totality during the solar eclipse – as shown on Google Maps traffic pic.twitter.com/l8Vu6dTbai
— Amazing Maps (@amazingmap) August 24, 2017
Electricity consumption in Europe in 1507 pic.twitter.com/9YFlFkeGJO
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) September 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/matthaig1/status/903305568198250498
The first showstopper challenge is an illusion cake. Really hope someone's illusion is just a life size Mary Berry statue. #GBBO
— innocent drinks (@innocent) August 29, 2017
We are already one-eight of the way through Trump's presidency. We can do this everyone.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) September 11, 2017
Bees are vegetarian wasps.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) September 10, 2017
I just got papped outside church #strictly
— Richard Coles (@RevRichardColes) September 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/906919682753667072
"Real crazy show where anything goes" is a poor description of Funhouse. It was very rigidly structured and basically the same every week.
— Jay Foreman (@jayforeman) September 8, 2017
MY SISTER TEACHES CELLO
SHE REPORTS THAT HER NEW STUDENTS CALL SHARPS “HASHTAGS”
CONCERTO IN F HASHTAG
— Marian Call (@mariancall) September 6, 2017
The Duke and Duchess are very pleased to share a photograph of The Duke and Prince George at Kensington Palace this morning. pic.twitter.com/MxcU0RqGvi
— The Prince and Princess of Wales (@KensingtonRoyal) September 7, 2017
Responses you will get if you tell a British girl you like her dress:
– Exactly how much it was
– If it was in the sale
– If it has pockets— Clare (@iliketweet) September 3, 2017
One unclaimed item at Dublin Airport’s lost property office is a tombstone with the words ‘You will always be remembered, never forgotten’.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) September 1, 2017
https://www.instagram.com/p/BY219xrAKKfVKKwW65TpzfSyXWTtkn9t5GcVPc0/?taken-by=pipusmar
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