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Becoming trapped in the same meal deal forever, no matter how many times you consider attempting a new combination

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) October 5, 2017

This guy got very close. He could have been carrying acid. It's extremely serious.
And why does she take the P45 and place it on the floor? pic.twitter.com/3DcuJyRyso

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) October 5, 2017

*coughs* pic.twitter.com/1b6CoW5Mrz

— Theresa May (@theresa_may) October 4, 2017

What could make the worst car crash speech ever even worse? Finding out they nicked lines off TV shows for the speech!#CPC17 #TheresaMayP45 pic.twitter.com/T4kmof1Ue4

— Devutopia (@D_Raval) October 4, 2017

A speech destined to go down in history as 'I Have A Cough'.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) October 4, 2017

Uh oh… pic.twitter.com/oPoExyN5Qv

— Jay Foreman (@jayforeman) October 3, 2017

Las Vegas is the 273rd mass shooting in America in 2017. This is the 273rd day of the year. https://t.co/hxRY7NOy2p pic.twitter.com/kxxAkWBlfx

— i newspaper (@theipaper) October 2, 2017

Gun related deaths per 100,000 people vs guns per 100 people https://t.co/AUKxR4fV4N pic.twitter.com/DRQLKlutOi

— The Poke (@ThePoke) October 2, 2017

The best headline about kids fighting with bags of dog poo you'll read this weekhttps://t.co/ny9jKarlgE pic.twitter.com/Gai0n9hCHJ

— The Poke (@ThePoke) October 2, 2017

Gun lobby: Now's not the time to discuss gun control.
– When then?
– When there's not just been a shooting
– When's that?
– Never.#LasVegas

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) October 2, 2017

Jeremy Corbyn seen applauding Monarch’s downfall, before being informed it was the airline.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) October 2, 2017

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— UCB (@UCBMedia) October 1, 2017

Doing shopping every week: Do we need tinned tomatoes? Better get some.

Putting away shopping: Oh, look, we've now got 62 tins of tomatoes.

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) September 30, 2017