Convincing yourself your friends hate you – the article claims this is a mental illness thing, I’d never tied it together…. not sure I believe that part, but other than that it’s well written.
I’m dying. My mom bought this book for my 6 year old and I just called to ask if she had actually opened the book. She hadn’t. 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/inYCEaZKpV
— tiffany (@Tiffany1985B) October 4, 2017
Passwords. pic.twitter.com/gPX3G4WiCh
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) October 5, 2017
Becoming trapped in the same meal deal forever, no matter how many times you consider attempting a new combination
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) October 5, 2017
This guy got very close. He could have been carrying acid. It's extremely serious.
And why does she take the P45 and place it on the floor? pic.twitter.com/3DcuJyRyso— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) October 5, 2017
*coughs* pic.twitter.com/1b6CoW5Mrz
— Theresa May (@theresa_may) October 4, 2017
What could make the worst car crash speech ever even worse? Finding out they nicked lines off TV shows for the speech!#CPC17 #TheresaMayP45 pic.twitter.com/T4kmof1Ue4
— Devutopia (@D_Raval) October 4, 2017
A speech destined to go down in history as 'I Have A Cough'.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) October 4, 2017
Uh oh… pic.twitter.com/oPoExyN5Qv
— Jay Foreman (@jayforeman) October 3, 2017
Meanwhile in Scotland. pic.twitter.com/UvdqJScUFX
— Darwin Award 🔞 (@AwardsDarwin) October 3, 2017
Las Vegas is the 273rd mass shooting in America in 2017. This is the 273rd day of the year. https://t.co/hxRY7NOy2p pic.twitter.com/kxxAkWBlfx
— i newspaper (@theipaper) October 2, 2017
Gun related deaths per 100,000 people vs guns per 100 people https://t.co/AUKxR4fV4N pic.twitter.com/DRQLKlutOi
— The Poke (@ThePoke) October 2, 2017
The best headline about kids fighting with bags of dog poo you'll read this weekhttps://t.co/ny9jKarlgE pic.twitter.com/Gai0n9hCHJ
— The Poke (@ThePoke) October 2, 2017
Gun lobby: Now's not the time to discuss gun control.
– When then?
– When there's not just been a shooting
– When's that?
– Never.#LasVegas— David Schneider (@davidschneider) October 2, 2017
Jeremy Corbyn seen applauding Monarch’s downfall, before being informed it was the airline.
— HaveIGotNewsForYou (@haveigotnews) October 2, 2017
GIRL THAT WAS KIM JONG-IL https://t.co/HZtMBnvHHa
— Ira Madison III (@ira) October 1, 2017
I have no idea if Catalonia should be independent but am pretty damn sure governments shouldn't violently attack voters.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) October 1, 2017
— UCB (@UCBMedia) October 1, 2017
Otter is so happy owning two rocks pic.twitter.com/HSEDObG4ql
— Eric Alper (@ThatEricAlper) September 30, 2017
Doing shopping every week: Do we need tinned tomatoes? Better get some.
Putting away shopping: Oh, look, we've now got 62 tins of tomatoes.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) September 30, 2017
Everyone needs to see this. pic.twitter.com/T548UmvgsO
— banksy (@thereaIbanksy) September 30, 2017
View this post on InstagramMamma Mia 2 trailer is out…. (when in Greece)
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