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'Want to feel old?' dept https://t.co/Ff0Crbk2jk pic.twitter.com/dmuR2LHQNb

— The Poke (@ThePoke) October 18, 2017

Siri, show me an obvious metaphor for Brexit. https://t.co/J1PsK9ZeZx

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 18, 2017

Simon McCoy's response to the announcement of the royal baby's due date is iconic pic.twitter.com/j0IYsfXMfd

— i newspaper (@theipaper) October 18, 2017

A handy tip from Very British Problems Volume 3 https://t.co/gjO1Gl5dPb pic.twitter.com/IG0KOZHxUj

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) October 18, 2017

We'll miss you, Liam – you have so much to be proud of! #GBBO pic.twitter.com/xt7UOOF3pe

— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) October 17, 2017

Ok, a lot of you like the look of the book igloo in @WaterstonesCamb. Wait until you see what's inside… pic.twitter.com/FmFWus4PXR

— Waterstones (@Waterstones) October 17, 2017

On October 17th 1814, 8 people died in the London Beer Flood; a vat ruptured in a brewery creating a 15-foot tidal wave.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) October 17, 2017

Who decided to call them ex-fiances and not "near-missus"? #TuesdayThoughts

— Dave (@davechannel) October 17, 2017

"Haven't you had enough sleep?"

First of all, I'm a cat and it's called napping.

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) October 17, 2017

Unless success means not having to get up at 4am I am happy to continue being mildly disappointing https://t.co/QFtzpWOUbm

— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) October 16, 2017

Dear @BBCNews
Well done on your choice of guest for the most apocalyptic backdrop ever featured on a news interview.
Love, Larry x pic.twitter.com/ry1gTS4Vc1

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) October 16, 2017

the meter for the sun only took old £1 coins.

— Milton Jones (@themiltonjones) October 16, 2017

Strictly is going so well my odds have been slashed at the bookies! I'm now the same as Daniel O'Donnell! Who isn't in the competition!! pic.twitter.com/HyBMXGrXif

— Susan Calman (@SusanCalman) October 18, 2017

Trainee sniffer dog Lulu drops out of bomb school to play with squirrels https://t.co/td1v4BYqI3 pic.twitter.com/QkhDEQ2pRm

— i newspaper (@theipaper) October 20, 2017

Spreading lies about your own country: sad. Spreading lies about others: sadder. What an absolute moron. https://t.co/0EACPcX9xR

— Ed Miliband (@Ed_Miliband) October 20, 2017

An estimated 8 million children around the world live in orphanages & other institutions & most of them have family https://t.co/O8PnSAuZqh #WorldStatisticsDay pic.twitter.com/nXQBIcPHcm

— Lumos (@lumos) October 20, 2017

.@KFC follows 11 people.

Those 11 people? 5 Spice Girls and 6 guys named Herb.

11 Herbs & Spices. I need time to process this.

— 🅴🅳🅶🅴 (@edgette22) October 19, 2017

Despite injuries and nerves I'm loving Strictly. It's not about winning a competition, it's about how fabulous you are when you take part. pic.twitter.com/iuIg4NUsxE

— Susan Calman (@SusanCalman) October 19, 2017

2016 – “I hope no-one else famous dies”

2017 – “I hope we don’t all die"

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) October 19, 2017

Even better: the first eight primes give 969 969 0 as their product. The first seven: 510 510. Spooky. https://t.co/fX6Z1UYYvu

— Matt Parker (@standupmaths) October 18, 2017

Twitter 2007: See fun tweets in a real time order
Twitter 2017: THE NIGHTMARE FORUM NO LONGER ABIDES BY YOUR CONCEPTS OF TIME

— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) October 18, 2017

Come on over to our Instagram story to see @KeviClifton's scarily accurate impression of @ShirleyBallas.🤣 It gets @SusanCalman every time. pic.twitter.com/i3cGEjOOEr

— BBC Strictly ✨ (@bbcstrictly) October 20, 2017

Bodyform's new sanitary towel advert uses blood-like fluid in a bid to end the "period taboo" pic.twitter.com/v95yM9hrLv

— i newspaper (@theipaper) October 18, 2017

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— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) October 17, 2017

Man working his way methodically down Oxford St stops everyone and says "Jesus loves you". I reply, "I know," and he looks disappointed.

— Richard Coles (@RevRichardColes) October 21, 2017

Curious gender roles in Chess: King as useless, bumbling damsel in distress; Queen as omni-directional, board-leaping murder machine

— Steve Lee (👉 GDC) (@essell2) October 19, 2017

Anyone who expects to feel safe in a driverless car has never owned a printer.

— Robert Webb (@arobertwebb) October 20, 2017

Reminder: More people died in the Las Vegas shooting than in UK terror attacks this decade. https://t.co/4BJrORaHrz

— Peter Thal Larsen (@peter_tl) October 20, 2017