Why Simon McCoy is the best newsreader ever.
'Want to feel old?' dept https://t.co/Ff0Crbk2jk pic.twitter.com/dmuR2LHQNb
— The Poke (@ThePoke) October 18, 2017
Siri, show me an obvious metaphor for Brexit. https://t.co/J1PsK9ZeZx
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 18, 2017
Simon McCoy's response to the announcement of the royal baby's due date is iconic pic.twitter.com/j0IYsfXMfd
— i newspaper (@theipaper) October 18, 2017
A handy tip from Very British Problems Volume 3 https://t.co/gjO1Gl5dPb pic.twitter.com/IG0KOZHxUj
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) October 18, 2017
We'll miss you, Liam – you have so much to be proud of! #GBBO pic.twitter.com/xt7UOOF3pe
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) October 17, 2017
Crunchy Water pic.twitter.com/JQau3rD5u7
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) October 17, 2017
Ok, a lot of you like the look of the book igloo in @WaterstonesCamb. Wait until you see what's inside… pic.twitter.com/FmFWus4PXR
— Waterstones (@Waterstones) October 17, 2017
On October 17th 1814, 8 people died in the London Beer Flood; a vat ruptured in a brewery creating a 15-foot tidal wave.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) October 17, 2017
Who decided to call them ex-fiances and not "near-missus"? #TuesdayThoughts
— Dave (@davechannel) October 17, 2017
"Haven't you had enough sleep?"
First of all, I'm a cat and it's called napping.
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) October 17, 2017
Lack of sky news on Sky News thoroughly disappointing
— Ross Kempsell (@rosskempsell) October 16, 2017
Job Interview IKEA pic.twitter.com/eRtd01Uzgb
— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) October 17, 2017
Unless success means not having to get up at 4am I am happy to continue being mildly disappointing https://t.co/QFtzpWOUbm
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) October 16, 2017
Dear @BBCNews
Well done on your choice of guest for the most apocalyptic backdrop ever featured on a news interview.
Love, Larry x pic.twitter.com/ry1gTS4Vc1— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) October 16, 2017
the meter for the sun only took old £1 coins.
— Milton Jones (@themiltonjones) October 16, 2017
When cats walk in on your panoramic photo. pic.twitter.com/RBQsbSYpyJ
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) October 15, 2017
Strictly is going so well my odds have been slashed at the bookies! I'm now the same as Daniel O'Donnell! Who isn't in the competition!! pic.twitter.com/HyBMXGrXif
— Susan Calman (@SusanCalman) October 18, 2017
Trainee sniffer dog Lulu drops out of bomb school to play with squirrels https://t.co/td1v4BYqI3 pic.twitter.com/QkhDEQ2pRm
— i newspaper (@theipaper) October 20, 2017
Spreading lies about your own country: sad. Spreading lies about others: sadder. What an absolute moron. https://t.co/0EACPcX9xR
— Ed Miliband (@Ed_Miliband) October 20, 2017
An estimated 8 million children around the world live in orphanages & other institutions & most of them have family https://t.co/O8PnSAuZqh #WorldStatisticsDay pic.twitter.com/nXQBIcPHcm
— Lumos (@lumos) October 20, 2017
.@KFC follows 11 people.
Those 11 people? 5 Spice Girls and 6 guys named Herb.
11 Herbs & Spices. I need time to process this.
— Edge (@edgette22) October 19, 2017
Despite injuries and nerves I'm loving Strictly. It's not about winning a competition, it's about how fabulous you are when you take part. pic.twitter.com/iuIg4NUsxE
— Susan Calman (@SusanCalman) October 19, 2017
2016 – “I hope no-one else famous dies”
2017 – “I hope we don’t all die"
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) October 19, 2017
How dare you, he worked hard for that degree. pic.twitter.com/jOOZ4AgU0u
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) October 19, 2017
Even better: the first eight primes give 969 969 0 as their product. The first seven: 510 510. Spooky. https://t.co/fX6Z1UYYvu
— Matt Parker (@standupmaths) October 18, 2017
Twitter 2007: See fun tweets in a real time order
Twitter 2017: THE NIGHTMARE FORUM NO LONGER ABIDES BY YOUR CONCEPTS OF TIME— TechnicallyRaarrrghh (@TechnicallyRon) October 18, 2017
Come on over to our Instagram story to see @KeviClifton's scarily accurate impression of @ShirleyBallas.🤣 It gets @SusanCalman every time. pic.twitter.com/i3cGEjOOEr
— BBC Strictly✨ (@bbcstrictly) October 20, 2017
Bodyform's new sanitary towel advert uses blood-like fluid in a bid to end the "period taboo" pic.twitter.com/v95yM9hrLv
— i newspaper (@theipaper) October 18, 2017
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) October 17, 2017
Man working his way methodically down Oxford St stops everyone and says "Jesus loves you". I reply, "I know," and he looks disappointed.
— Richard Coles (@RevRichardColes) October 21, 2017
Curious gender roles in Chess: King as useless, bumbling damsel in distress; Queen as omni-directional, board-leaping murder machine
— Steve Lee (@essell2) October 19, 2017
Anyone who expects to feel safe in a driverless car has never owned a printer.
— Robert Webb (@arobertwebb) October 20, 2017
Reminder: More people died in the Las Vegas shooting than in UK terror attacks this decade. https://t.co/4BJrORaHrz
— Peter Thal Larsen (@peter_tl) October 20, 2017
View this post on InstagramI'm so romantic… #TheCreakers #creakers illustrations by Shane Devries
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View this post on InstagramSorry to be the bearer of bad news…we had a good run though #redsun
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