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‘Excuse me hi, I’d like to know if you have time to talk about our lord and saviour, Winnie The Pooh?’ https://t.co/PiaurykjQG pic.twitter.com/2N0w6ShLCz

— The Poke (@ThePoke) October 25, 2017

"And you thought the Germans didn’t have a sense of humour"https://t.co/v6Ah9mP235 pic.twitter.com/858F2WozcA

— The Poke (@ThePoke) October 25, 2017

Given the petition specifically only asked for future signs to be changed, I feel like they didn’t read it properly. https://t.co/gssE0JzCEK pic.twitter.com/QtjX0lfWxR

— Matt Parker (@standupmaths) October 25, 2017

As a boy, Roald Dahl taste-tested new chocolate bars for Cadbury’s.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) October 25, 2017

This guy takes pictures of people whose clothes match the artwork they're looking at https://t.co/QZXwrECPU9 pic.twitter.com/WyDC30AzOt

— The Poke (@ThePoke) October 24, 2017

4% of the sand on Normandy beaches is made up of tiny metal particles from the D-Day landings.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) October 24, 2017

The weight of the cows in any given field will always be less than the weight of the worms underneath it. pic.twitter.com/39DSxhv2Js

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) October 23, 2017

"If I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead." ROALD DAHL

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) October 23, 2017

Not a day in 2017 when you couldn't RT this https://t.co/h1G7usekus

— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) October 18, 2017

RT if you've worked with the opposite sex and not raped them https://t.co/yYZVyWYTLc

— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) October 19, 2017

If you’re pretty, you’re pretty; but the only way to be beautiful is to be loving. Otherwise, it’s just “congratulations about your face.”

— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) October 19, 2017

What @realDonaldTrump omits is that the files are scheduled, by law, to be released this Thursday. It’s like he’s declared today is Saturday pic.twitter.com/nOyQp8iXFZ

— Keith Olbermann⌚️ (@KeithOlbermann) October 21, 2017

Have you ever wondered how music was typed before computers? Musicians used music typewriters. (Photo: Marcin Wichary.) pic.twitter.com/dEVrZvGJ3u

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) October 22, 2017

We're not designer fashion experts, but… pic.twitter.com/zCujBIJNxf

— MoneySavingExpert (@MoneySavingExp) October 25, 2017

Burger King just released one of the best anti-bullying PSAs I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/0RV1JUvBd2

— Josh Goodman (@JustJOSH_ingYa) October 19, 2017

Of course you can access my recorded lectures @chhcalling. Just enrol and pay the £9,000 per year your party deems fair, like everyone else. pic.twitter.com/qYYw2lrEO1

— Ben Whitham @drbenwhitham.bsky.social (@DrBenWhitham) October 24, 2017

Changing Maps to Fit a Narrative

Source: xkcd pic.twitter.com/n7gbqrSzhO

— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) October 27, 2017

The Southampton Saints also get the football correct! Sadly this is their logo on a footpath sign and not an official stadium street sign. https://t.co/mU2CjhV66z

— Matt Parker (@standupmaths) October 28, 2017

Tonight I'm Daenerys Targaryen on @bbcstrictly. I just got a message from Daenerys Targaryen herself. Seriously. It's actually her *swoons* pic.twitter.com/GOuohvSqt9

— Susan Calman (@SusanCalman) October 28, 2017

innocent bubbles – 1, Hannah's boyfriend – 0 https://t.co/I5LoU1aC6A

— innocent drinks (@innocent) October 27, 2017

Tim Peake: "I wasn't on the moon, I was in the space station so…" #ThisMorning pic.twitter.com/L9eYCSpx3X

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) October 26, 2017

Just like this display, we pray every child who receives a shoebox gift will see Jesus in it! pic.twitter.com/7J8ugL7uKd

— Operation Christmas Child (@OCC_shoeboxes) October 26, 2017

Can't believe we're already at the part of Brexit where the ministry starts interfering at Hogwarts

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 24, 2017

After the #GBBO final, they should play cricket outside the tent. Noel fielding.

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) October 25, 2017

"Binary 101" is actually the fifth class you take in it.

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) October 25, 2017

Probably the best ever example of getting the wrong end of the stick about your group costume… pic.twitter.com/5pbbr4FzEA

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) October 28, 2017