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Unexploded Second World War bomb confirmed to be huge courgette 🥒🥒🥒https://t.co/WoNulHFpYR pic.twitter.com/aDyiNwRny4

— ITV News (@itvnews) November 3, 2017

The McDonald's mascot it a happy meal in a toilet. pic.twitter.com/NgeSmxfu9s

— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) October 28, 2017

8 million lives have been lost since abortion was legalised 50 years ago. If we really believe ALL life is precious we must rethink the law

— Sam Hailes ن (@samhailes) October 28, 2017

Britain currently can’t believe how dark it is

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) October 29, 2017

I don't understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What's next, more things?? That's how they get you

— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) October 21, 2017

It really is surprising how many people are called David Davis. You'd think if you're Mr + Mrs Davis you'd have a good look at your options.

— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) October 29, 2017

Forget the cronut, a mince pie croissant is coming to London https://t.co/tAeSOBYH2R pic.twitter.com/1YU2qGKQQy

— Evening Standard (@standardnews) October 29, 2017

World's worst advice. pic.twitter.com/XdCxWOqp6g

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) October 30, 2017

We now cross to Mary Berry's house for live reaction after replacement judge Prue Leith accidentally tweets result of tonight's #GBBOFInal pic.twitter.com/MdqFkFR6HQ

— tomango (@tomangoUK) October 31, 2017

CH4 : QUICK.. no ones interested in #GBBOfinal since Liam left! we need to do something.

Prue: Hold my Battenberg..

— Kym Scally (@KymScally) October 31, 2017

When you work out Prue Leith's Twitter password….#GBBO #GBBOFinal pic.twitter.com/SfKJ2LtTSk

— AJ (@MrT_AJ) October 31, 2017

Mary Berry should have a little cameo in the #GBBOFinal. Nothing big, just her coming in and saying "it's a bit informal" and leaving again.

— innocent drinks (@innocent) October 31, 2017

Can we say who won #GBBO yet? (asking for a drunk friend on holiday in a different time zone)

— Dave (@davechannel) October 31, 2017

Martin Luther's 'discovery' was that salvation is not down to how good or strong you are, it is down to how good and strong God is. That's really good news. #reformation500

— Tim Farron (@timfarron) October 31, 2017

*approaches shop counter*

Don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t

*arrives at shop counter*

“JUST THESE PLEASE!”

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) October 31, 2017

What's this? #Taskmaster Champion of Champions @joshwiddicombe @Kathbum @robbeckettcomic @noelfielding11 @RealBobMortimer COMING VERY SOON! pic.twitter.com/I5tYXnI16q

— Dave (@davechannel) November 1, 2017

Zachary Saunders, just 4, currently rewriting @rendcollective lyrics by replacing various words with 'poo'. My hero. #mypoohouse

— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) November 3, 2017

I swear you could install a printer on a pc, and keep it turned on untouched and it'd still find a way to stop working.

— DeadPresso 💀 (@Deppresso) November 3, 2017

Best to just smile and nod pic.twitter.com/SKWGnPswwx

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) November 3, 2017

Some harsh reality outside a pet shophttps://t.co/AyinSvaoiH pic.twitter.com/uucCQnxitg

— The Poke (@ThePoke) November 3, 2017

Just gonna say it, the employee at Twitter who shut off Trump's account for 11 mins could become a candidate for the Nobel Peace Prize.

— David Jolly (@DavidJollyFL) November 3, 2017

'How Deep Is Your Love' by the Bee Gees – now there's a chord progression. Gets people singing along unaware of the magic underneath.

— Sumudu (@sumudutweets) October 31, 2017

Baaaah! at 1' 12" in this clip we learn Catalonia is to adopt the #Blackadder theme as their national anthem… https://t.co/lvK47hO91C

— Stephen Fry (@stephenfry) October 31, 2017

Here’s the moment Jo Brand had to explain to the #HIGNFY panel that they should take sexual harassment seriously. pic.twitter.com/4cc4J3ocOw

— Rob Williams 🐝 (@BobJWilliams) November 3, 2017

Songs with music that completely doesn’t match the mood of lyrics

1. Jackson 5 – I Want You Back
2. The Foundations – Build Me Up Buttercup

— Jay Foreman (@jayforeman) November 4, 2017

More gold is recoverable from a tonne of personal computers than from 17 tonnes of gold ore.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) November 4, 2017